Buttsex

volkswagons-- for those who like to do girls in a very uncomfortable place

 

Her car is like a sex mobile so many people have had sex in it. It seriously has this odor that won't go away no matter what she does.

 

Yeah, that can be hot.

But the New York subway system late at night is best.

Oh, and the girl's restroom wherever it is.

 

....yeah, i really need to go to NY

 

And I need to get the fuck out.

 

i read this to myself and wow .....thats not even fun to say.....

 

I had fun saying it

 

I sang it to my mother and she laughed her ass off.

 

shadowmya maybe your just jealous of your friend
because she has so much sex
maybe your life is lacking in that department
maybe if you got laid you wouldnt be such a prude

 

anal leakage.......not a pretty picture

 

It might help with butt crack chaffing.

 

Chafing
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2 "f's" one for each side of the crack!

 

lol

 

nah, no powder--

for before


and after

 

strange enough i have both on those in my bathroom.....

 

Just don't leave the tubes too near your toothpaste.
Well, at least the anal eaze come in cherry FLAVORED.

 

an then my smile would be as good as any miss america!

 

lol.. considering anal eaze is basically oragel it'd be a pretty numb drooley smile

 

yeah but itd me shiney.......then i sure would have a prudy mouth!