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  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    my subconscious is just fucked up, and it becomes more fucked up the more sober i get, my wings have been broken since i was a kid

    and now, they look like bones, the feathers are gone

    all the girls do want me, i swear on it, i can see it, its a test, but i don't want any of them... i push them they away, i make eye contact and show them for a split second, my mental being, is not something you want to be a part of....which is why im not married, or have a lover, i can't love myself

    im trapped until death
     
  2. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    I never liked baths because of the film it left on me (I didn't feel all the way clean afterwards).

    It never dawned on me to shower after to rinse off, lol.

    Also, when I was a kid I had to take more than a few baths made from boiled snow water because the water pipes were frozen to our house. Good times, good times.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

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    And Yet You Have An Aesenal Of Guns And Ammo That Would Keep

    The US Army, Airforce, And Navy Stocked Up For The

    Next Decade.....:eek:.....:hide:.....???



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. Justin_Hale

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    RF: There will be some big name Stars (tv, movie, music, etc) touring the jobsite I'm working on in a few weeks.

    Guess who's not invited to the tour.. all of us who are building the fucking place.
    :cuss:

    /probably even get arrested if we try to get in on that day
     
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  6. Justin_Hale

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    Yep. Probably the whole damned lot of `em.
     
  7. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    When I was 20-year-old space case dropped off society's mother ship, I was briefly in the presence of a couple who were friends of such as had the patience to be my friends then. The girl said to the guy, referring to me, "Why doesn't he say anything?" Her guy looked at me piercingly and answered, "Because he's smart."

    See, in those days I knew if I opened my mouth everyone would know I was crazy and fucked-up. And then they would send me to the forest to die.

    Now I open my mouth and say all kinds of crazy fucked-up shit. The difference the intervening years have made is that I've learned to love my crazy fucked-up shit.

    Also having someone in my head seeing every fucked-up thought 24/7 and still loving me has helped. Of course, she also does stuff that tends to make my thoughts even more fucked-up. More shit to love, innit?
     
  8. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Good morning
     
  9. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    It is that...
     
  10. Aerianne

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    You've still got lots of time to heal and learn to love yourself. Start by being forgiving and patient with yourself. :grouphug:
     
  11. Aerianne

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    Hubby can't stand too long in the shower. I bought him a shower seat. It's pretty cool; I tried it out.

    I, on the other hand, would not be able to get out of a tub. My joints are too bad.

    My dream is one of those walk-in tubs like seen on the t.v. commercials. That would be awesome.
     
  12. rollingalong

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    we live in a paper bag in the middle of the road

    but we dream of moving to a shoebox in the gutter


    top that!
     
  13. Aerianne

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    We live in a wet paper bag in the middle of the road and dream of moving into a dry one.
     
  14. GLENGLEN

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    From Now On Every Time I'm Driving And I See A Paper Bag On The Road,

    I'm Going To Hit The Gas And Aim For It, In The Hope That My Actions

    Will Make This World A Better Place For All...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. Aerianne

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    I know Glen posted that before he read about my paper bag.
     
  16. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Every time I see those commercials all I can think of is that you have to sit in the dirty water until it drains enough so you can open the door to get out. Yuck! I would rather take a shower.
     
  17. Aerianne

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    Well...Hmmm...I'd use it for soaking away stiffness, not really for cleaning myself. I think I'd take a shower first and then get in the soaking tub.
     
  18. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    That's in the next room, Buddy.
     
  20. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZtxBZ9D5sI"]Old School - "I'm here for the gangbang" - YouTube
     
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