I had a few joints on a baggie, and while me and my g/f were waiting in line we saw everyone going through the gate was being searched AND patted down. As we headed back to the van to leave the weed, I joked to Lisa "if you weren't a virgin, we could get it in the concert". She looked at me like ??? and I said "In your pussy" (sorry to not use the proper medical term whazoo). She said "why don't you take care of that right now?" So I did. When we got back into line, she was carrying the weed in her brand new stash place.