I am just imagining like $900 (transportation, air fare and passport) worth of weed from my connections. That would be about 3 pounds of weed. Real good quality weed. That would keep me stoned for about 6 months and I am not a lightweight. Well if you went off the porch and came down to the lower deck and looked over the wall, this is what you would see- http://picasaweb.google.com/teamgatos/20100305#5454646135022668338
i might occasionally leave the porch for that beautiful spot, but it would take years of practice for my ass to hold 3 pounds of weed...
Years of practice will be worth it. Remember to the victor go the spoils. Just focus on that while you practice stuffing your ass with 3 pounds of weed. Do not focus on the fact that all I actually offered were several joints for your journey home.