Can you fight?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Makaveli_Reborn, May 2, 2008.

  1. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    i haven't been in a fight since i was 12 and punched a boy in the face and nearly knocked out his front tooth. i try and avoid fights, but if i have to, i can pack a pretty mean punch. my brothers taught me well. :H
     
  2. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    You're welcome. Also, if a guy is ever choking you or using both hands to grab you from the front, make both your hands into the "thumbs up" and jab them as hard as you possibly can in the arm pits. The shock should make them release their grasp and give you time to stomp their foot with your heels and run. ;)
     
  3. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    I can fight dirty
     
  4. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    im feeling really upset right now
     
  5. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Why? :(
     
  6. strat

    strat Member

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    I got into a few bust-ups before. They're worse when they're over, when you have to deal with the pain for a while. Once I busted my knuckles and I couldn't tie my shoe for two weeks. I try and avoid fights, although they sometimes come to you, in which case you have to do what you have to do.
     
  7. Spiritawakening

    Spiritawakening Member

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    Fight? I can't fight! I only hope no one attacks me! If they do, I am screwed
     
  8. sunyatasamsara

    sunyatasamsara Member

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    yep i cant remember the last one on one fight i had. Everyone is a pussy now days they always use all their friends. If i fight someone i will start to win and all their friends jump in. ive been jumped so many times i lost count long ago. ive had one on one fights with cops but i dont fight back. One claimed i kicked em in the report but i dont remember cause i was barred up. i only get mad in two situations, one getting punched in the face and the other is getting arrested. i go psycho when i get set up by the pigs, the last time it happened i thought to myself i had enough of this shit and i was gonna kill the pig that arrested me for no reason, with his gun soon as we get to jail and then kill myself. This mofo knew on some kind of subconscious or instinctual level that im not playin and he actually let me go. i do know what its like to be famuos cuz in 8th grade i took on the whole A string basketball team and by the end of the fight they where standin against the wall all scared while my face was covered in blood sayin come on bitch over and over. My face was covered in blood cause the first punch was a sucker punch while i was sitting down then, after that i beat his ass and was knockin down them jocks. The next day everyone knew and wanted to be my bestfriend that was weird.
     
  9. sunyatasamsara

    sunyatasamsara Member

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    oh yeah i broke my fist less than a year ago and less than a year before that i shattered it from punchin.
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    *edit* I'm turning over a new leaf. No more fighting for me.
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i can generally avoid getting into fights. if it has to happen, i'm not so great at inflicting pain, but i can take a hell of a beating and not feel much worse for the wear...

    i guess that would make my fighting style similar to homer simpson, when he was a boxer...
     
  12. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Ive yet to be in a fight where ive actually tested my ability. I like to move around a bunch, wait for them to make a swing, then jump in.
     
  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Never started one.Never lost one.Course that was back in the day when people wouldn't fight dirty--just box or wrestle.Fortunately for me my uncle was a heavyweight boxer.
     
  14. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    Other than with my younger sis who I wasn't "allowed" to fight back with (despite her attacks and her being the same damn size as me at the time-she barely 2 yrs younger than me,and is now tall her than me-),

    I haven't really been in a fight. I have pretty much avoided them.
    In school(middle school -jr high) I was pretty tall,and for some reason twice, different really short girls tried to start with me,..but I pretty much just pushed them off me and that was the end of "it".
    So, I have no idea.I guess if you base it on that I am not much of a punch thrower,but I can push a bitch.
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm gonna get in close, throw some knees and elbows..then pick you up and slam you into the ground, then continue the onslaught too your face
     
  16. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    can i fight? no, not really. unless flailing out of instinct counts
    style? screaming. and flailling. thankfully ive never been in a real fight, just play fights with friends nad bfs
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I'm pretty decent in a fight. Win some......lose some. Everyone meets someone who can beat their ass, eventually, so it's best not to test your skills, unless absolutely necessary.

    I haven't been in a fight since Job Corps though, where I got in quite a few fights. I lost one, only because I didn't fight back, because it was really close to graduation and I didn't want to get kicked out; I won the rest of them. In one of them, I went straight-up UFC on this mofugga. I was just minding my own business in the dorm before class started, and this dude just comes up and gets me in the choke hold from behind, and throws me over the couch. I eventually got out of the choke hold and he just started walking away, as if I wasn't gonna do anything. I got up off the couch, walked up behind him, grabbed him, and threw him down on the couch. He was looking at me like a deer in the headlights while I was standing over him, and I proceeded to unload blow after blow after blow, all over his face. I probably pounded his face 9-10 times, right in the mouth and eye regions. haha Then I just walked off and left him on the couch. Everyone else in the dorm was just standing there watching, as were about 15 people outside the dorm window. Someone in the dorm asked the dude "Are you just gonna let that white-boy do that to you, man?".....He didn't respond. lol Everyone called me "The Champ" after that.
     
  18. Spiritawakening

    Spiritawakening Member

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    Oh dear!
     
  19. Moon_Unit

    Moon_Unit Member

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    yeh i can...my style is fast and to the point, fast well placed punches and to-the-point submissions.

    i just do heaps of sparring with my mates, we dont bash people and shit
     
  20. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    I feel like kicking a few asses at the moment. :mad:

    There isn't a lot that'll make me want to go up and deck someone, and I have not gotten into a real fight since I was about fifteen but if they mess with my family or best friends, I will smash the idiots.
     
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