Can you fight?

"feats don't fail me now" although i HAVE been known to do the bear zerker bit, among other things.

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Not really, never been in a serious fight. But I want to. The more I watch Fight Club, man.

I don't wanna die without any scars.

 

scars are overrated, the new thing now is drawn on scars, go get some scar tattooes and you will not only be cool but you will also be idolized...

I'll donate all my scars to you if you please but in return I want a bag of rotten eggs, it covers up my smell...

 

Can we have sex one day?

 

I can't have sex, the infection got way too bad and now there is no hope...

 

Anal?

 

I don't think anyone wants to go near my anus...Won't even describe the horridness that is growing there... Let's just say the roids have now taken over....and all hell has broken loose...

 

I try to avoid fights being that I'm short and probably couldn't reach the guy's face.

 

Maybe that's a plus, punch him in the nuts.

 

I'm a scrappy little thing when I need to be. I put up a good fight, for sure.

 

I can't fight. I'd just try to get away from it or have a go at whoever it is.

 

If theres anything I'm confident in. I could mention why, but it would sound like I was bragging.

The real reason was, I got my ass kicked daily for years and was terrified enough to devote years to defending myself.

In the end though, I got a lot out of it. I mean a lot.

 

I think all fights are a 50-50 chance of winning. What determines the winner is a bit of luck and a bit of confidence.

 

Way off.

 

yea, that was way off

 

lol not really. Almost every fight ive witnessed or been in has been won or lost by over or under estimation.

If my logic isnt true that would mean there are some people incapable of losing a fight. Look at boxing, there is major upsets every day of the week.

edit: I dont beleive in superiority in size or stregnth. What im really trying to say is that it all comes down to how smart the fighter is, and not how much weight he can lift or what training he has.

 

Most fights are won or lost before a fist is thrown.

This is even more true with boxing.

 

I can name many dimwits who can fuck up Hawking.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOCob5NqXKM&eurl=http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?t=26501

There's only one champion.

 

If they did they would be fucked up by Johnny Law.