Can you go one day without eating meat?

but i'm not a hippie...

and it'll take a lot for you to stomp my face with your boots

 

I thought it said go one day without beating your meat. but yes I could go a day without meat. Easily.

 

Three pages and it wasn't even a joke about fellating.

Jesus people.

 

the very first comment "i'm talking red or white meat" was the requisite fellatio reference.

 

explain.

 

it should be fairly obvious, he knew in that the title would inevitably bring about references to choking on a meat stick, so he pre-empted us with the comment "i'm talking about white meat or red meat." and a smilie.

 

And here I was thinking he was talking about chicken and cow.

Sometimes I wonder how I can be this dense AND this handsome.

 

without photographic evidence we do not know about the latter, however through evaluation of your typed out ideas we do know about the former

 

Uh, its spelt ladder.

 

uh, no it's not
latter |ˈlatər|
adjective [ attrib. ]
1 situated or occurring nearer to the end of something than to the beginning : the latter half of 1989.
• belonging to the final stages of something, esp. of a person's life : heart disease dogged his latter years.
• recent : the project had low cash flows in its latter years.
2 ( the latter) denoting the second or second mentioned of two people or things : the Russians could advance into either Germany or Austria—they chose the latter option.

 

Yeah so, mainly, you're right, but also, mainly, ladder would work too. Almost better.

 

if i needed to reach for something high than yes, ladder would work too.

 

I do hope "ladder" was a joke my word

 

It was no joke. Latter is spelt ladder in french. Indian~Summer is canadian, and thus legally obligated to speak french half of the time, so i thought she might get the joke.

 

In the western hemisphere, jokes are funny.

 

Yeah thats true. I've heard as much, but I've never been able to figure out where to draw the line.

 

There you go, that's the spirit.

 

Over here if someone says something unfunny, its just unfunny

 

theres a line to be drawn?

 

jokes are never funny.