My solution (pardon pun) for that full urgent morning one is to do it in the shower. No aiming, just let er rip. After that morning one, i need a cum release too, just cum in the shower; Two messy loads, no cleanup ENJOY
Yes, the morning boner is a huge challenge for me. One morning i slept in till 11am; i woke up so rock hard and totally full. I decided the best thing to do was rub one out so it would go soft. I did it on a full bladder and had one of the most mind rocking cums. As i was recovering from this orgasm, my dam broke and all I could do was lay there; the relief was so incredible. At the time, i was wearing thick flannel pjs which obsorbed most of it. There was still a huge wet spot on my bed. Luckily the bed sales man convinced me to get a liner for my new bed (I was not a bed wetter). So the damage was minimal.
Yes I can. I don't seem to have any difficulty having a pee when erect. If I was outside I could pee 5 - 6 feet. If I was inside, I just bend at my hips and hold it pointing it into the toilet. There is a lot more for when you pee aswell. So hold on whilst pointing it or you could just heat the seat or the water tank. Or stand in the bath at one end and point towards the holes at the other end.
Yes: but you will create an image similar to Moby Dick's water jet from its blow hole. Need to know your angle of trajectory (trigonometry) or it's a lot of cleaning up