can't find the thread

he's playing tricks on you, he just wants you because, well, he likes big breasted woman

 

hmmm it must be an inherited preference in your family d:

 

ooh touche

did he also mention blonde and older woman too

 

sorry weak...you're grandpa wouldn't be into me if he were into older women...1-lynsey
peace out d: I'm going to the dog park to go bring sexy back

 

hangs head in shame....i'm not even high anymore....i'll get that point back though....you just wait

 

I'm through with waiting...i've been waiting all afternoon for your grandfather to get it up

 

thats because i removed his viagra from his luggage - you see, i sabotage my grandfather.

 

you are so ungrateful...after everything he's taught you, you won't let his get a 25 year old piece of it...bastard

 

he's gotten plenty in his lifetime....its time for me now....his time is over

 

ain't no fun if the homies can't have none...learn how to share d:

 

well, gramps can have 2nds then....he still needs to get his viagra, so i'll bring it over

 

hah!!!!!! alright 1-1

 

tied up - should get fun from here

 

HHHAAAAAAAAA you're on a roll

















of duct tape...we can't get started without that d:
Oh shit I forgot to tell you! Ya know my friend Peter? I met him for coffee in his office last week and he was bound and gagged. Apparently he had planned to tie me up and tease me as a joke ( i told him when I was 18 I would sit in his class and fantasize about him doing that to me). He told his friends about the plan and they beat him to the punch line. I undid his mouth and let him tell me the story and I left him tied to his chair for a few minutes until I got it in writting that I did deserve an A on a paper that he gave me a B on. I have weird friends.

 

i stick to winners

well, see thats what he gets for telling his boys about his plans. guys do that type of stuff. but that is pretty funny

 

hah he's such a dork for reals. It's so funny because I had the biggest crush on him. I thought about him everyday for like a year straight and now the tables have turned and I'm liking that I don't like him

 

haha, well sucks now that he got tied up for nothing

and what is up with your new sig hahahaha

 

hah yep...I'm a good friend though I listen to him go on and on for hours about politics...the only reason i cracked open the paper this morning was to look at my job ad and the target thingie

 

oh I stole it from my friend's myspace hah

 

bad lynsey bad

you know what stealing pictures will do - just take a look around RT tonight and see what it caused.

bad