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Isn't that OBVIOUS? You got half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about it? Certainly not me! So what're you gonna do, vote Republican? Come on! Come on, you're not gonna vote Republican! Let's call a spade a spade! I mean - come on! You can have a Billion Man March! If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me!

 

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

 

You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!

 

Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way! We do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.

 

Hey O'Neill, take a break! You don't have to be a prick every day of you life, you know.

 

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

 

Shitlips my friend! We have a saying in my country: "He who does not ram the goose, strokes the goat", if you know what I mean.

 

Yeah? There's an old Irish saying: don't listen to old Italian sayings..

 

What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?

 

By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a "serious" manner and continue this broadcast.

 

Head! Pants! Now!

 

Dude the flying burrito brothers fucking rock! GRAM PARSONS!!

 

Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

 

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

 

Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

I was working on a nice fat suspension, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.

 

Talk about being in the wrong place

at the wrong time…

 

I ain't got time to bleed.

 

This is a FUCK UP

 

You're God damn right they do!