carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.

 

Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive.

 

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, HATE leads to SUFFERING.

 

“High school, those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that.”
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) – Uncle Frank (Steve Carell)

 

Women: you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.

 

You can break a man's skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him in a dungeon. But how do you fight an idea?

 

I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

 

We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well and live.

 

: I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.

 

I tell you every man in Judea is unclean, and will *stay* unclean, until we've scoured off our bodies the crust and filth of being at the mercy of tyranny. No other life is possible except to wash this land clean!

 

Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.

 

So let him take sixty kilos of heroin somewhere else and find out how easy it is to put together half a million in cash. You won't find there's any hurry to do this kind of business.

 

Remember when I told you when you first started working for me, the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, champagne, flash... they don't last.

 

"Rock n' roll can save the world?" "The chicks are great?" I sound like a dick!

 

On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight, I'd just like to say one thing: Screw you, Principal Togar, we made it to the concert anyway!

 

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

 

You'd think at a certain point all these atypical somethings would amount to a typical something.

 

And I'm gonna tell you something else right now. I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither! You wanna' butt, you go out in the junkyard!

 

And you, you're the biggest poser of them all... aren't ya, Squinty! Go home!

 

Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.