carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Oh... I'm sorry Kyle, I don't have any Jewish candy

 

Where the Ark of the Covenant was kept, right? ... That's exactly what the Nazis are looking for...

 

I loved the whole sand wall trick, it was beautiful... bastard

 

Let me guess, it was commanded by this Scorpion King guy?

 

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

 

This is my house, I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

 

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first....

 

But I'm afraid more is needed.The prince must finish the job. And consummate the curse which you and your friends have brought down upon yourselves.

 

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Suprime executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical aquatic cerimony!

 

There is the railway. And that is the desert. From here until we reach the other side, no water but what we carry with us. For the camels, no water at all. If the camels die, we die. And in twenty days they will start to die...

 

Your quality will be known among your enemies, before ever you meet them.

 

I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle..

 

Paging dr. Faggot! Dr. Faggot!

 

God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry.

 

Somebody wake up Hicks.

 

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

 

I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?

 

Wouldnt you prefer a nice game of chess?

 

You know, these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes that we have to go to war against Utah, we're really gonna kick ass, y'know?

 

i sure am tired of all these star wars