carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

I'm not my father, Diane. Just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.

 

Any sign of a monkey bigger than four feet, send him bang-bang..

 

Wow, the whole colony is here. Hey, that guy owes me money!

 

I'm a cop you idiot!

 

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

 

C'mon--dickhead!

 

Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.

 

"Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons, and escort us to Sector 001. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you."

 

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

 

Hasta la vista, baby

 

Everybody's gotta die sometime Red.

 

Don't say that! Never say that! Goonies never say die!

 

I have been drilling holes for thirty years. And I have never, *never* missed a depth that I have aimed for. ..

 

Seems like you're a man trying to give away money and don't have too many takers.

 

Yes, Walter, you're right. There is an unspoken message here. It's "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I'll be at practice.

 

Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, and I dont want to be your fucking friend Rick. I just want some fucking breakfast...

 

You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!

Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King. Why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass......

 

I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder...

 

And I'm still killing your fucking duck. There! Murder! Death! Duck! Dead! Death fucking dead! There, the duck is dead!

 

ritard