Carry On My Wayward Chat

rain all around me but none here.......not calling for it either

 

That race was very lack luster Ori. But the actual racing was good, lots of beating and banging just no one really pushed the issue either. To me it was good racing but we all like to see a few crashes too.

I don't like Bowyer at all... Well.. He means nothing to me anymore. Didn't like him for a long time. Now he just mehh hadn't won since 2012. In a top tier team though so should be a good runner.

 

Someone just posted ( on another Forum ) about drinking sherry and cider mixed
Fuck me I don't usually get hangovers but I remember drinking that once and wanting to die next day

 

If they make a movie about me, I really hope the cast Aubrey Plaza to play me.

 

There should be a test that MUST be passed to have children...but we know that'll never happen.

It never ceases to amaze me the women I've seen through the years actually turn down obviously needed help for a child - just like your jackassstupid neighbor lady. Thank you so much for being persistent and kind until she relented.

I'd be like that too...also about an animal. I can be nicer and sweeter than sugar IF I have to be about a child or an animal. For sure and every time honey catches more flies than vinegar.

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The awfulest most terrible-est hangover I ever had was from champagne. I wanted to die. Then after a while a boody mary was put in my hands and the only improvement was I no longer wanted to just go ahead and die. lol

 

turks are about one half step above neanderthals

 

She is funny !

 

i remember in high school doing that thing where you siphon an ounce or 2 of 10 unknown bottles from dads cupboard and mix it all up for a teenage drunk and puke fest....didn't make the mistake of using sherry too many times....do not like sherry

or cognac...or brandy..........napoleon brandy is wasted o my lowbrow tastes

 

Yeah, we have the same style of humor. People who don't know me well often can't tell if I'm being funny or a total bitch.

But yeah, she's funny, she's pretty, she's cool.

 

I come home to a shit fulled toilet, with shit all over the seat.
and a motherfucker opening my electric bills cause its a shut off notice in 10days.
Im not paying it, they can cut it off,. I dont give a fuck. the free ride by kitchen troll is going to end one away or another.
i knew when I got up bright and early and went to work, had a perfect day I was going to come back to hell.
so the kitchen troll is sitting in my dinning room, running a hair dryer on full blast
where the money for the electric bill I say
I dont have any money, have to get my car inspected and I dont know what its going to cost.
to fucking bad.
run you car into the ground and expect me to provide free utilities to a wasteful troll.
Im not having it anymore.
especially when the papers filed in january state shes no longer to be here and has to find senior living because I can no longer care for her.
its not my job
shes running us into the ground along with her car.
making my relationship with my gf difficult
we should already have 2 kids and our life together alone with 2kids
not a grown up baby that plays with the oven all day burning shit
breaks things, dishwasher, screen-doors, windows, toilets, shower fixtures, slamming things on my tile floors breaking them, ect ect..
there is no reasonable reason why she will not move to senior living, it would cost her less and I dont even want her money, I just want her out, but if she going to waste energy, water, and fuck my house up im taking her to the cleaners. fuck that shit!

 

Is this kitchen troll satan were talkin about?

 

yes satan.

 

Get back in dat kitchen, and make her a sandwich!

 

I want a sandwich

 

OMG I forgot about that movie.

 

I save time smoking weed.

It makes the clock move slow and i can superman through shit

 

I had calamari salad earlier.

 

yall must be glued to Roseanne ..