caught masturbating

did she asked if u cum? or r u done?



my mom steped on my cum once

 

That's not funny...it's disgusting...

 

I've masturbated for as long as I can remember but I never got caught. Plenty of close calls but nobody ever said anything. Then one day in high school I'm having a go at it and my stepmoms mother walked in. I've got my dick out and a magazine in front of me. She goes, "oops sorry." Girlfriend comes over finds the mag under the covers. Freaks out and rips it apart. Another time we were in a fight and she took off so I went to a buddies. I come home later and my dresser drawer is open with my nudie mags in it. She went home and told her whole family. It all snow balled this was in about a months time. All of a sudden everyone knew. She ended up busting me after we got married too. Now she's like the masturbation patrol. You never know when she'll walk in. I've done it with her and she's watched. Loves busting me doing it. I like being caught too. It feels good to be busted and still stroke one off. She gets mad if I try to hide it more then anything, but it's a habit. :willy_nilly:

 

"Then one day in high school I'm having a go at it and my stepmoms mother walked in."

I don't get it, what was your step-grandmother doing at your high school?

 

He probably meant he was at home or at her house and he just made a typo. Lol

 

Yeah it's a typo. I meant back when I was in highschool. She was living with us at the time because she was a bit out of touch. Everything was functioning for her right then she put two and two together real quick.

 

so wait, does she get off on it or mad at you? I'm confused.

 

I have no idea she just said, "sorry". Shut the door and went back to her room.

 

I got caught a couple of times by my mom and once by my sister. Currently wife doesn't mind finding me masturbating.

 

Ihope i'm never caught... But if i do i plan to come forward with the lies about sex and porn

 

Does getting caught even matter anymore?

When I was gowing up there was a stigma but that seems to have ended. Everyone is very casual about it nowadays, we have progresses as a society. Remember the Seinfeld episode 10+ years ago?

 

ok 1. yes if ur 14 cus it makes ur parents go "HOLY SHIT MY SON IS MASTURBATING. 2. im 14 3. what if u havent had the sex talk

 

It's no great shame to be caught in the act. I have, several times. If it's in my home and somebody comes in unannounced, they realise immediately they're in a spot of difficulty: me, I don't stop for anybody.

Kids often masturbate long, long before they've learnt about sex. Remember, masturbation isn't a crime; it's a private thing, of course, but if people spring you in your own space and react unfavourably, they ought to have a long hard look at themselves.

 

when i was really young i used to wank even before i could ejaculate because it still felt good.

one time i was in my room by my chair (nothing came out so i didn't have to worry about my "placement"), doing my thing and my dad opened the door without knocking. i was facing away from the door and still had my pants on, more or less so i just covered up REAL quick and stood up. there was also a bookshelf blocking me from view so i had a second or two before he saw me. i must have looked really embarrassed though because he sort of grinned and said "what are you doing? were you smoking?" (which thinking back was a pretty weird thing to say considering i waslike 10 or 11, but there was a smoky smell from outside) but i said no, that's the neighbors grill. he sort of dropped it and didn't ask any more questions but wasn't awkward or anything... if he did know then he didn't make it weird or uncomfortable.

other than that it's been smooth sailing.

 

You should be mature enough by now to discuss sex & masturbation openly with your parents & to let them know that you are sexually active, through masturbation, and have been for quite some time (I presume about 2 - 3 years).

Make it known that you are fully aware that not only is masturbation totally harmless, but a healthy activity as well, both physically & mentally.

Some parents may initially be shocked at the fact that their 'little baby' has started doing such things, but most will readily accept that they are merely entering an unavoidable stage of their lives & will consequentially afford you more privacy by, for instance, agreeing to knock, instead of merely walking in, or even to allow you you fit a bolt to the door.

As for porn - with the level of sexual material so readily available nowadays, not only online, but blatantly on standard TV & everyday newspapers, I doubt if many parents are likely to be that bothered about what their teenage kids get to see anyway.

Depending on the relationship you have with your parents, they may even provide you with a FleshLight, if you're very lucky.

Remember - If you want to be treated like an adult, you need to behave like an adult - and that includes facing up to adult issues.

 

Your parents should know exactly what you are doing. Don't worry about it.

We always had Playboys around the house and I remember when one came I looked at it in the kitchen and b-lined for the bathroom. My mother said "have to go to the bathroom right away for that one huh" and chuckled.

I had no idea that she knew what I was doing.

 

i almost got caught once so my mom banned me from my psp forever... b-cuz of suspission...... now im on my DSi. the hardest thing to tell her is going to be that i draw hentai... and if i ask my mom about sex I WILL BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF DURNG THE "Talk" becuz i already no so thats not an option...

 

Haha, my brother actually found some porn on my PSP agood while back. Turns out I forgot to turn off the browser since I fell asleep looking at it.

I've never been caught. I've had some close calls, but nothing too close.

 

I have been caught three times. First time was by my aunt when I was first learning how to do it right, and had not quite learned the definition of modesty.
The second time was by my cousin a few days after getting caught by my aunt, from there on out I locked the bathroom door if I am masturbating.
The final time was in a motel in southern Cali. I forgot that i left the curtains slightly open and I was feeling really horny, so I just decided to start stroking, the maid was due to clean the room soon so I knew i had to go fast. Towards then end i turned my head for what ever reason and saw not only the maid who was due to clean my room, but the old lady that was staying in the room next to me just staring at me, well not me but my cock anyway. I blew my load and got dressed and let the maid clean the room and left for the rest of the day.

 

I wasn't exactly caught, but my mother walked in just as I climaxed in my undies under the bed clothes, so I was jizzing in my pants while trying to have a normal conversation with my mother...