change one word... famous movie quote edition

I'm completely snapped! I never had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pig, which is how you smell.

 

I'm completely lost ! I never had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pig, which is how you smell.

 

I'm completely lost ! I never had brains, I coulda been an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pig, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely lost ! I never had brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pig, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely lost ! I never had brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I could've been famous ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely lost ! I never had brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I haven't been famous ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never had brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I haven't been famous ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never had brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I haven't been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never ate brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I haven't been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you eat

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never ate brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I haven't been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you know

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never ate brains, I coulda kissed an actor, I have been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you know

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never ate brains, I coulda kissed an actor- I wouldve been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you know

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never ate brains, I nearly kissed an actor- I wouldve been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is how you know

 

I'm completely ignorant !. I never ate brains, I nearly kissed an actor- I would've been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is what you know

 

I'm completely stoned! I never ate brains, I nearly kissed an actor- I would've been tall ,instead of a pygmy, which is what you know

 

I'm completelystoned!. I never ate brains, I nearly kissed an actor- I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you know
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I'm completely stoned!. I never ate brains, I nearly kissed an actor- I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married.
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I'm completely stoned!. I never had brains.
I nearly kissed an actor, I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married

 

I'm completely stoned!. I never had brains. I nearly kissed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married

 

I'm completely psychotic I never had brains. I nearly kissed an albatross, I would've been tall ,instead of a frog, which is what you married