Wtf?? My name's not edith... Bummer you / a mod had to delete it though, it gave this thread an ever so interesting plot twist if I may flatter my coming-up-with-ever-so-interesting-plot-twists-ability to such an extent.
Hm, I'm sure fresh vegetables are much, much healthier, and probably more artistically inspiring too.
with regards to our date you can leave your socks on in bed, but we'll have to think about something with your pile cream as it will get all over the covers S
I'm sorry, but with an age of 100 I fear you might be past your best-before date. But we can still be friends!
now now boys don't fight you can both have piles and smelly feet but only one of you can eat my legs I suggest you draw lots S
dunno what sigmund would have had to say maybe your stuck in the anal phase. note to HAILTOTHEKING yes I have noticed the direction this is all going in again, thought ignoring it would be best this time...... S
woah, that's a bit crazy, freud was a quack job.... i don't think he'd make a very good father either, frankly.
the all-knowing DangerMoose will answer all your questions about life and the inner workings of your soul. give your life to him and he will flush it down the toilet... but ask him a few questions and he's happy to help!
oh my god, I gave a card to my grandma and aunty Doris they're probably jetting over to you as we speak S