Chat '70s Show

i had some kippers for breakfast that my dear mommy bought me.

speaking of which, why do the bums always eat sardines in old cartoons, that shit is expensive there is no way a bum could afford to live off that stuff.

 

I enjoy the movies as long as it isn't over two hours long...

 

broony's girl of the day

 

made some stew with my mom. didn't really know what to season it with so it was pretty bland. still a nice change to the same dinner all the time!
I can't wait to start pie making in a couple weeks.

 

celery makes stews tastes good..same with soups

 

that's silly. it had celery

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODaH_fGtMY"]"Breakfast in America" Written & Composed by Roger Hodgson, formerly of Supertramp - YouTube

 

well then it just needed some talent

 

don't be mean to my mom

 

my guess would be this one

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ghDhpCLKM"]Funniest Game Show Answers of All Time - YouTube
10:19 lo..

 

couldnt help think of the song when i was eating them, i mean who eats them for breakfast...but there i was, an overfed longhaired leaping gnome eating kippers because i was to lazy to go cook some eggs and pork roll

 

so, if someone kills themselves in your home. how liable are u if u know they were going to do it.... asshole mother keeps threatening to kill herself. I pray to fucking god she has success in it.. this shit is getting old. attention whore..

 

looking back when my RM tried to kill herself with pills.. I did it off reaction..

now though its as if I did it so im not looked at like the piece of shit that allowed someone to die in your home as that shit would anchor me for life here..

'you let someone die in your house, fuck you'

that's how I see it now, as she is still homeless and has been 86ed from several places since..

 

I got a 30 of some "tang" and "black cherry cola"... Both are amazing

 

One of my buddies threatened to kill himself by jumping off the roof of my apartment... I was like ”dude, it's like 40' from the ground tops.. At best you'll become a vegetable and hate your life that much more” then I walked back inside and continued drinking

 

when i was younger my parents had a friend that used to threaten to kill himself everytime he was drunk... And he drank every day lol

I remember we were all there having a nice dinner once, he leaves the room and comes back in with a gun in his hand while crying saying he's going to blow his brains out, i'm sitting there like i was like 10... Then my dad got up, knocked him out, took his gun away and told him to "smarten the fuck up" then we left, and took the gun with us


Long story short, we didn't go there much after that haha

 

Speaking of suicide, I have the most awkward story everr....

So I work with pools right, and a little while back one of our clients decided to strap weights around his ankles and drowned himself in his pool, he was really old and supposedly his medication made him crazy, and so the family wanted the pool drained and refilled a little after this all happened of course...

And about a week or two after all this, i'm at one of my best friends house... and they also have a pool, and so we somehow got on the subject of pools and my work because i think he was asking me questions about winterizing it or whatever... And then it reminded me of that story, so i was telling him how i had to go drain this pool because this guy killed himself in it and how gross it weird it all was... and i was just going on and on about it... and i noticed his expression kind of changing but didn't know what was up..

turns out it was his grampa... *facepalm* one of the most awkward moments of my life, because i'm pretty sure i made some sort of joke about it before knowing... I felt like such an asshole

 

That is the best/worst 'Foot-in-Mouth' story ever.
I'd be haunted by the embarrassment.