Chat 'Da Fuck Up!

and I'm not 420 enough.

fucking low this week.

 

These woods are so full of widow makers... Brought down a few today. Got it all cut and split... not finished stacking it yet.




I'm getting to old for this. :wheelchair:

 

spent a few hours splitting wood today for family.

then tonight I'm trying to get some people to do something but they all too fucked up all the time.

they got the most lame fucking excuse to do anything. I'm just trying to listen to some music and chill. You can't do anything cause you smoking heroin, meth or so fucking up on brownies you can't think. Fucking junkies. So i call them out on their addiction then they say ill come over. No come over when you not smoking tar off tin foil you idiot.

No I'm coming over right now.

Then they show up. Get the fuck out, thought i said i don't want junkies here. Call me tomorrow when you wake up half sober..

Damn i want to split some wood. Feels good hitting something.

 

tried to split some wood but there was too much metal mixed in with the wood so i had to rest and that turned into sleep and now its way too late to do anything constructive.

 

if I had just a 10th the income some the junkies around here blow. I could buy 1/2 a neighborhood.

 

why is everyone splitting wood? is that a euphemism for something?

 

I wonder if I have the shes not pregnant blues. sometimes I get a little blue when I see red. dont know why, not like I can afford a baby..

 

widow maker-(tree limb falling)- killed a logger in our local news.
watch those windy days, an rotten trees.

 

kind of feel bad splitting wood, if only i waited to do it when nobody else was then i woulnt seem so much as a conformist.

 

i figured it meant masturbating

 

what would a widow maker be then? doing that lol...
missing a stroke, an breaking it in half..?? lol

 

some ****** tried to jump me in atl.. i may look like some dumbass whitey, but i have at least a little street cred.

 

After dealing with a tractor plow blade leaking hydro fluid and numerous flat tires, I'm kind of pissed off.

 

just one guy??..

 

didnt know you had a farm..

 

yeah just one guy

 

many years ago, we was like 15yr old this guy jumped out on a friend and I .. wrapped his arms around me bear hug from the back. so he said "give me all this and that". I said "if you let me go Ill give it to you"..

youll love this mac. I had this iron ball from machine shop in my jean pocket. I pulled it out and hit him in the head with it.. it was hilarious.. i was to close to throw it hard, but I did.. then we ran ..

 

I wish!

Was doing snow removal. The two rims I have for the front left are bent. They're tubeless. So I beat the shit out of them with a wrench till they stopped leaking air. The blade I was given is too narrow. Amateur shit that pisses me off.

 

yeap.. had a few lolz

 

lol iron ball, we didnt have hackysacks yet..