Chat Dance

I got a whole bunch of bumper stickers made up for my business, Berserker Deliveries, and had them printed off with runic inscriptions. If you know how to read runes it says berserker deliveries and I had red/black, blue/black and purple/black made up.
Made a page on Facebook and got some friends to add me then announced a "free stubby holder and bumper sticker" give away. I had cats from America and Europe wanting some stickers so I sent them all out and the stubbie coolers and every now and again I'll plant a sticker somewhere unusual and I've seen them around too haha, I gave hundreds away. Sometimes they disappear like at a mall if I slap one on a bin or electrical outlet but some of them remain all over the place. I had one ripped into pile one day, I thought that was rude, so I slapped another motherfucker in it's place.

 

On a completely different note I'm going to apply for a job I probably won't get with the attitude of well if I can't get the ones I should perhaps I'll get the ones I shouldn't.

 

Fireworks outside my window, I honestly just don't really understand the appeal.

First day of not smoking is finished, pretty easy. I think that days 3-4 might be trouble, but it should be fine after that.

 

how did you get to grandparents doing everything too from my mom adding bread crumbs to her burger recipe?

that is one giant fucking leap

my grandmother was a socialite....she thought it was a job...she didn't lift a fucking finger except she could knit ugly slippers....I still loved her but never wore those slippers one single time

my other gramma was an irish drunk...and a fuckin mean one at that

I loved her too but she wasn't overly grandmotherish

 

why you not smoking.. this tobacco or cannabis..

 

My brain jumps like that....it takes GIANT leaps...I pictured a woman in the kitchen and then pictured my grandmother always baking or making something.....That is my brain for you.....and I just got done talking about being self sufficient, so that was on my mind also....my brain connects dots in patterns that are pretty random......

 

the welfare recipients have started with their fireworks..

 

also, Rolling, I have a sense of you that you are very self sufficient, and probably put me to shame in what I can do on my own...big compliment to how I see you.

 

I read what you wrote in that dudes thread about government......those dudes debating are way out of your league......you do know that there is thousands of private fire departments all over the world that the government doesn't control?

there is also thousands of volunteer fire departments

just sayin

 

and thank you moonglow....i'm not self sufficient....I get a pension from the government ....I am not a government hater

love the gov

love the popo

without both i'd be fucked

 

Im thankful for my GIBill without my skills to serve ragheads water, Id never go to school today..

 

I thought you defused bombs?....like meatlocker

 

i smell poop, and it wasnt me.

i like to do things for myself. my grandmother tsk-tsked my efforts. her mother was an immigrant from ireland. there was a time when we did damn near everything for ourselves. and now, kids dont know where their food comes from.

wedding to go to tomorrow. i will wear the same thing.
and i pulled my calf muscle. owwie. and hubby is exhausted, having worked 4 pm- midnight, 2 am-10am, and now 4 pm-midnight, and he has to come home after work to get enough sleep to look human at his cousins wedding. at least this one will be indoors. the little blue shoes i have dug right into my ankles the other day, but i dont think i can skate by with my flipflops for this one.

bleh. i just want ice cream.

 

Well thats an easy fix

 

um close but no, my primary mos was 94a.. reclassed 94s..

 

aint that the truth



i just got back from the big ones in town...couldnt park close so i went to another place far away but high up...it was lousy


saw some real class acts...group of bikers one of them was in a big 4x4...parked sideways of course to take up 4 spots...his buddy was on crutches...i watch them leaving and he has to blow into a straw before his truck will start

then his fuckhead friend starts the loudest piece of shit harley ive ever seen ...also parked sideways of course....straight pipes 4 feet from the open door of a minivan with a decent looking family in it packing in the little kids...and the asshole revs it and revs it before leaving


i wish it was legal to shoot people in the face

 

calf muscle has to suck...i get real bad spasms when im in bed..charley horses


im still having trouble walking with this lump on my achilles being real painful...i looked it up and apparently its probably related to my arthritis...just great

 

loudness has stopped here. it just annoying the dogs. i think they do it just to annoy their own dogs and get a laugh on how scared the dogs are.. I hope one their fireworks shoots them in the face. then maybe they will stop playing with them..

 

Arthur is coming

 

I remember a bitch of daddy's once on cracker night fucked all her teeth trying to eat through a wire fence of her kennel because of loud noises.
I've read you should treat your dog after every loud crack of thunder so they get used to loud noises and not afraid.
My lil puppy doesn't like brooms or the vacuum cleaner. Partly because I chase and bash him with them >.> no.. Mostly because I do this xD but it's hell fun and cute and sparks every other dog into barking around the block.