Chat Hand Luke

i just farted and the ceiling fan instantly spread it around the room

 

Happy birthday man...

 

sqirrel guy told me he hates birthdays so im ignoring it

 

My ceiling fan in my sleeping room is prone to making noises that frustratingly pisses me the motherfuck off and it's hard to wake up and then like stick your arm up to wobble it out of noises cause I don't know exactly where it is and sometimes... BANG

 

down my road

 

My vape is acting weird, hope it isn't breaking. Although, it does have a lifetime warranty.

 

At a local hockey game, denver cutthroats (its a fish) playoff game. Kids sick, but enjoying it. Be back later

 

Outgoing mail from Colorado has increased 25% over the last few months. What could we possibly be sending? lol

 

Demarcus Ware jerseys =p

 

coloado is becoming an expert on how to make money off legal weed all those people mailing weed are gonna start getting fines...just watch....now they can buy the high end mail inspection xray machine good morning

 

irminsul....are german shepards just called ''shepards'' in Germany?

 

I suppose Canada geese are not just geese in Canada American eagle etc...anyone...more examples of countries with their own animal?

 

Here any swan is the Queens' swan.

 

no good fucking life distraction..

 

many dogs, Yorkshire, Scottish, Alaskan, Boston, English, British.....ok not sure about the British one but i know there are British bulldogs and, Maltese. im sure there are more but yeah thats a start.

 

good morning stoners

mild here this morning, looks like it will rain a bit this afternoon.

 

Supposed to be nice here but windy.

 

probably time to actually post a picture of myself. these are from a bike trip last summer. there was a huge storm the night before, and we often had to carry our bikes over fallen trees.

 

My monitor is huge, so it isn't a good judge. are those too big?

 

Cool pics!!

Never got into biking. My last bike was 1994 when I first moved here. It's almost a rite of passage to have your bike stolen in the first two weeks you live in this city.

I'm more of a hiker. Which reminds me that I should step out and do some geocaching today