chat in the hat

Funk yeah! Full Metal Jousting

 

tweet from the grammy live site
''i call her scrotum because thats what i 'carry under wood''

 

nuts..

 

mario kart is the shit.
Its pretty fun with the remote control..
'Specially baked...
I still love the original mario kart though

hey that is prettyy cool shit.
I miss camping i wana gooo....!

That sounds goood....
So you gotta eat veggie foods for a while?
Does she eat that fake meat shit too?
Like tofu and have soy milk?

 

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/us/2012/02/11/dnt-kdka-purple-squirrel.kdka

even has its own facebook page lol

https://www.************/ThePurpleSquirrel?sk=wall

 

purple swag

 

what the frack..

 

ahhh I wish I could sleep at night

 

Im not saying nothing..

 

I'm like completely nocturnal now, I tried to stay awake all day so that I could sleep tonight and I fell asleep sitting up in a chair

 

whats strange for me. when I was in the army. I had an early time to be in school during my dep but that was only 9am. then i went to bc and it was 6am, after my pt I was basically on a 3to11 scheduled, and in iraq I didnt sleep but 4hours ever 18hr, but it turns out i did most my movements during the night and slept from 9am til 3pm which is like 6hours. it sucked big time cause we would be in their air conditioned trailers for quarters and walk out into this dry arid hot fuck of a stinky day surrounded by jersey barriers and bags of sand. then have to walk this maze to mess. and it would be a little while before you got direct sunshine. Its like a sandbag prison.

why am I even writing this lol.
I took a xanax maybe easier to write about iraq. it wasnt all that bad. I actually think being at home with family is worse. its like a group of mad chickens with no heads trying to figure out what to do every day to live.

 

life is strange, i try to combat it by being even stranger

 

you can not be more strange than I.. but Im toned down due to age. Id be locked up if I roller skated around town in drag with a pink boa.

 

true, i probably am not - but i am still on an edge that most people round here don't get comfortable with.

and even the ones that are like super strange, think that i'm strange because i'm like normal. so if there was a scale from here<------------------->to here i'd be off in a third dimension about 3/4 to the left

 

i should be sitting on top the world right now. but instead im looking for a way to get off the ball thats spinning.

 

they get up early here...been up for an hour..kids gotta be on the 745 ferry to the mainland....i get to relax today....i thought nocturnal meant that you sleep in the day and are awake at night... ....i hope no one thinks i am a diurnal dick

 

only the kids are veggies now...my daughter switched back....no clue why...she still eats mostly veggies because of the kids but the other night she took me to ''smokes poutinery''...my poutine had old cheddar cheese with gourmet bacon and burnt onions...it was fucking amazing....and the kids like the tofu burgers

 

tofu sickens me.

i do like some veggie burgers though


i don't think i'm getting any sleep. gonna be a long day. first real snow. wonder if class will be cancelled

 

6 deer wandered right through the yard this morning...a tiny little buck...looked so proud...they slowly and single file stroll up to the fence and at the last second they spring over the fence like it is nothing..they look like they are flying over the fence ...i already put a burn in 2 of my new clothing items..one is very noticeable...i fuckin hate burning luittle heater holes in my clothing

 

I'm up before 6 every morning during the week now. when my wife is up in thunder bay next march I'll have the car to go to work, so I guess that's a bonus.

pretty cold out there... I wore my Elmer fudd hat today, with the ear flaps. looks ridiculous but it is oh so warm.