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  1. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    went to meet my grandson in St Helens to take him to Breakfast in the Havana Bar on the way I met my Cousin Brian
    " Where ya Going Cus " I asked "breakfast " he replied so Fair enough "come with us" when we get there I asked what do you have for Breakfast Brian "beer " ok what do you want with it " Just beer " :D
     
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  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    rare playing of thick as brick on fm radio :
     
  4. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    You can own guns in England? I thought that was pretty difficult if not impossible. I guess those would be for "hunting" so maybe that is why. That picture is the norm in America but I'm surprised to see it elsewhere.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    theyre similar to canada...you just dont see them much other than hunters because so many stupid laws
     
  6. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    So you can't walk into a restaurant with a riffle just in case you need it?

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  7. GLENGLEN

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    Move Closer And Sniff Your Screen morrow.......That's Sweat Not Pee......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  8. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Cheers Glen! Lol
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

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    9:15 is a complete what the fuck ......


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X267-8w7BLA
     
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  10. rollingalong

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    hate that mma stuff but I skipped to that time and yup...a complete what the fuck
     
  11. deleted

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    when someone od on cocaine . ice their genitals. thats what I've been told..
     
  12. deleted

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    cannabis expo was kinda lame.. not even worthy of pictures. a few vendors and maybe 500 people tops while I was there. got a couple pictures with good people. but I think I will wait til the 2nd round of goodness before I put myself as much out there. .
     
  13. Pete's Draggin'

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    I remember the old days of hanging out at the record store with friends.

    We had a cool room in the back that was called "metal shop" it was always a pretty sound tight room that when you opened the door, you got blasted with sound from Slayer and Metallica.

    Those days are gone forever, but it's nice remembering looking at all the vinyl and cassettes.

    Forgot to mention all the band posters, chick posters, t shirts that covered the walls.
     
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  14. Irminsul

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    I'm a little upset with my opponent in the my elite pool competition this morning.

    I played last night and when I got home I read a message from my next opponent who wanted to play this morning. So we agreed we would play this morning at 7am when the venue opened.

    So we are playing and he's winning but I felt like I had a shot and it was going to be 3 hours of pool and I'd have my chances.

    So towards the last 3/4 of the match, he says it's his break. Now we are doing alternate breaks no matter who won a frame.

    I told him that I hadn't had a break for a while and he argued he was on odds. Now odds means when we add the scores up, if they are an odd number he will break and an even number I will break.

    So anyway at this point I was like fine whatever. It really didn't matter. It's a race to 11 wins and nobody was really gaining too much of an advantage from breaking, until I got up next.....

    I'm down 10-8. And I break, I sink a red. I then nominate yellow and I MASTER the table sinking all 7 and the black in one visit. My 2nd official master break ever and within 8 weeks. This brings me to 10-9.

    Then he breaks. I win 10-10 and then I said it's my break. And he argues that he's evens all of a sudden. Now this guy is getting up there in age and was a nice enough guy so I didn't want to argue, but I'd just had a master from a break and I had come down from behind all game that I was seeing great and I was playing extremely well so I wanted the break.

    Whether who fucked up the real break count at this point I feel was.. what's the word.. it didn't matter. What mattered was we were playing correctly at the end and I can't see how he could argue that he should get two breaks in a row.

    So my Laura is the one keeping score and she says "well Jocelyn mastered, then you broke, so it's her break again" and he racks the table and refuses to leave. Pulls of his best break of the day sinking 3 balls, snookers me to one visit and wins the frame and the match.

    I can only think I had him worried, scared and very nervous after coming off two straight wins with a master break and I don't think he wanted to let me have an opportunity at doing that again but I just can't accept how he can sleep tonight knowing he took two breaks in a row and argued about it. Like I said doesn't matter who fucked up originally, what mattered was I should have got the last break.

    In hindsight we should have flipped for it. So I've now sent through the score to the admin and have asked advice on how to handle that next time. :)

    I'm just gutted a little because it would have been my first real match won against quality competition and I do feel a little robbed. After the game he offered me advice in which I will take none of. I'll take advice from the folks that completely destroy me but not from a man who cheated his way into a win and knew he'd gotten 100% match advantage from doing so. Hrmmpff.
     
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  15. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Hey, you gotta look at the bright side of getting knocked the fuck out.
     
  16. rollingalong

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    good morning
     
  17. pensfan13

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    Would like to wake and bake but my pen is in the car.
     
  18. Pete's Draggin'

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    Good morning to you roll
     
  19. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    got to get new tyres for the car today £62 Each is that expensive ?
    How much do you guys pay for 205 55 16 :unsure:

    Oh and I bought that guitar Stripped it all down The fingerboard was Minging :yikes: wire wool and oiled it nice now
    just got to make a nylon bush for one of the Machine heads and get a clip to hold the wires for the pick up !! Its gonna be a nice guitar
     
  20. rollingalong

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    wake and bake Saturday morning.....

    irminsul...check security footage at the pub and watch the game and catch the fucker
     
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