chatastrophic circumstances

I'm waiting for some porn to come on tv beat it then go to bed

 

i dont need porn or actual images.

..i dont watch porn and i dont have any dirty mags since i was 14..

..i use a ''spank bank''....a list of girls that i have fucked or that i want to fuck or even a few that i could have fucked and missed the signals....although the latter are at the bottom and only used when i am tired of the others...

.my fave 20 yr old from here is on the list.....even my sons mom who is a disgusting pig but was smoking hot when she was 22 is on the list

....with porn you are pretty much set on the plot....but with a good imagination these girls will do anything....anal...whatever?

i have about 10ish babes on my list...all hotties...

i have punched the clown a couple times watching porn....takes me about 2 minutes tops and i'm finished..at that point the porn is useless lol

 

oh shit...dude i forgot....sorry man....

 

i lol..

 

i'm not the guy with lube in the bedside drawer...i probably used lube on myself maybe 5 times in my life....i just dont see the reasoning behind drawing it out any longer than it has to be...

i'm a speed wacker...could probably win a contest

i bet if i wanted to i could rub one out while you are in the can having a leak...spirt one right into your drink before you you get back


hows that for a mental image.....


i would never do that...so there is no reason to not invite me over...ok?:2thumbsup:

 

pmsl

 

check this dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42zuSrnCiU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42zuSrnCiU

 

remember that episode of seinfeld with the dominican cigar rollers.. lol

 

jerry can you pick up some cubans when you are down in florida....it was the crepe family...remember lifting the tv...fuck that episode was funny

here is a trick that i always wanted to find out how its done

so easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY0mAAcrEok&playnext=1&list=PL071E904AF09420EC&feature=results_main"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY0mAAcrEok&playnext=1&list=PL071E904AF09420EC&feature=results_main

 

can you do it with a doobie?/..

 

i'll let you know when i have more

 

I have this gun ordered. Its not in stock so im on the 'fire list' hopefully it will show up this month...this gun has not been easy to get. I'm very excited...just gotta be patience.

Once a few mods are done + optics it will cost me about $1400 + $700 for 1700 to 2000 rounds.

Its gonna be so fucking sick when its done. Im fucking excited...my friend who owns one smilar in .22cal is going to shit himself once he sees what i got : )

http://www.dpmsinc.com/AP4-CARBINE_ep_102-1.html

 

That gun is a big investment. I have not bought a gun yet this year, and that will be the only one.

 

Good afternoon

 

i'm ready for a nap soon...been up since the middle of the night when i was awoken by coyotes howling....i swear it sounded like they were outside the window...the dog also started howling with them.....maybe broony can come with that new toy and git some'yotes

 

Im not a hunter :mickey:

 

sunset wasnt so great yesterday soo this one is from the day before~

 

i've gotta start taking fish oil again, i think it really helped my joint pain.

 

yes..