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dear son
...............this may come as a surprise to you but i never actually fucked your mom...my half of you was transported on my finger when we were fooling around...that is why your middle name is ''pinky''...now i realize that you have just knocked up your girlfriend because i gave you the same talk my dad gave me...and it meabs i will be a 33 year old grampa....i hope you at least got your dick wet as opposed to me who did not......your dad ortus

 

thanks
last thursday. didn't do much. i got wasted wednesday night and my mom woke me up at 4AM while i was passed out in the back yard garden :sultan:

mornin!
thanks, but what's PURPLEbythepound? i'm afraid with all this gay dudes comin on to me lately (been seriously more than just a coincidence...it's like homosexual eclipse happened and i was offered up as some human sacrifice)

 

there are plenty of freaks that want my cock and call me a tease.. I dont do fat guys., If you aint fit to fuck, dont bother messaging me. If you dont have a swimmers build, go jump off a pier ..

 

you elitist asshole!!


but really, i agree.

minus the swimmer. female swimmers look like michelangelo's interpretation of the female form. which looks like a dude.

 

lol dirty laundry and chips. what kind of chips? that could make a difference.

i'm always conscious of my smell...or i think i am...but i haven't showered in a few days and i worked with sweaty, beery shit too...i prolly stiiiink, but it hurts too much to get wet.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit transsexuals. ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhaTQseKTQ"]Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week - YouTube

 

“If a key opens a lot of locks, then it’s the master key. If a lock is opened by a lot of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.”

so alpha

 

father sky is vexed

 

another warm day in the great white north

 

This heat is killing me

 

:sifone:

 

vagina..

 

Sweaty balls

 

episiotomy

 

I made up a batch of shortbread weed cookies, tasty.

 

ooh ..that sounds good...i should try some.....last night i ate 2 cookies with about a half quad total and was whipped...i then ate 6 more plain cookies because of the severe munchies i get from edibles since i always eat edibles on an empty stomach

 

Never once had i ever had weed cookies

 

i lol at people that make brownies and say 'don't smoke when you eat em! it'll ruin it!!'

i'm like, yo if that is true then you made some bum ass brownies

 

the shortbread ones are great because they have so much butter, so they're a lot stronger

 

I was outside earlier and we had a crazy rain and thunder storm.. apparently we got 40mm rain in one hour and there was lots of cool lightning too.

Storms are the perfect place for blazing! :2thumbsup: