CHATquake drill

2 people quit hubby's department last night. so, tomorrow is his last day off until further notice. i guess the overtime will be worth it. i hate his job. and his boss takes forever to hire incompetent people. ugh.

 

I'm at a birthday party for my neighbor's kid, and there's the world's shittiest magician doing tricks. After every trick, he obnoxiously yells, "WHOA!! HOW DID I DO THAT??"

 

I suppose it's better than a midget Elvis for entertainment

 

I'm pretty sure a midget Elvis is just about the best entertainment ever!

 

Midget Elvis > shitty magician. No contest.

 

I was on a boat with a midget Elvis for the entertainment.....I wanted to jump off

 

i'm watching the Oscars and calling rich people bad names

for example

''yes jada punket smith you rich ****''

stuff like that

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_-YbWHs6DE&sns=em"]Dolly Parton - Coat Of Many Colors - YouTube

 

Odd... Spooky caught a mouse last night. Wasn't pleasant for the mouse either.

 

i have to take at least most of these pills before i come up with excuses.....but dreams is on my list.....1 of these messes me up a little bit...tomorrow i double that

 

I hope dirty wars wins for documentary.

 

fuckin aroundtoday and i lit a fire cracker to throw at my brother and didn't that fuck burn at spped of light and blow up while i was holding it

felt like someone just smacked 3 of my fingers with a hammer for about a half hour afterwards and one finger still stings....plus i was deaf for several minutes...

.i don't know what the fuck was inside it but some Chinese dude in pung jung province of china is laughing his ass off

 

no firecrackers are made to be thrown. granted we all do that shit. happened to me once , now i set them down and use a wand to light shit.

 

im considering getting a narrow dishwasher, and hiding most of my dishes in the garage. its like every single thing gets dirtied every day. its driving me nuts.

i had an uncle who lost a finger doing that. be careful, they dont grow back.

 

I always keep paper plates handy....

 

just do what all mothers do and "go on strike" for a while

 

doesnt work as well as you would think.

i think i would feel really guilty if i used paper plates. i will make an exception if theres a lot of people over, but even then i feel bad. we arent a high-waste family, sometimes theres only one bag in our bin, and we have recycling services through the city too.

nope. to fight the guilt i have to wash the dishes. now that im thinking about it thats probably part of why i have such a hard time throwing stuff away. sometimes i think an episode of Hoarders is just one bad week away

 

i buy the eco plates . they are thick and heavy too.

 

is there anybody out there?...

 

OMG! My son had a spiral fracture in one of his hand bones...got it from reaching down (hard, I guess) into a car seat for a CD or something. Anyway, the bone wasn't "apart" but it took a while for him to heal...plus he didn't wear the "cast" like the doctor ordered, even though its fine now.

OK, I'm just going to come out and admit this...for a man with a lot of metal in him, you're in pretty good condition being able to climb and cut trees.

are you in REALLY good condition? lol

Remember, I said I had BAD BAD AWFUL dreams on the gabapentin...and that is fracking bs about valium not working with pain pills. From Personal Experience and my friend's Personal Experience, I know that Yesssss indeedy, they most certainly do nicely enhance pain pills, if you are hurting.

I remember one time the ONLY thing that would even touch the pain in my back was pain pills plus the valium I got from a friend. seriously. (later I wound up going to acupuncture)

LOLOLOL! :rofl: