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Had a crank lawnmower it ran on kerosene

 

Don't ask me how

 

Had to chug down a couple icy beers. Stomach doesn't like that..uke:

 

why did you have to? you cant just chug one then sip the rest of the way?

 

I only had the two, and didn't feel like getting any more today .was buzz intended but to cold for my belly.. almost bed time for me anyway.. everyday up at 6, starts to wear into ya.

 

a lot of the older engines had two places to mount the coil or points....kerosene needs different timing

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

 

ive had a few of those old style reel lawnmowers

every one sold quick and always some hipster looking douche buying them

 

I want to get a venus fly trap plant.

I was on attack last night tryin to kill the mothafucker. Power was out so I working on house and a puzzle and this fucking fly. Even making Deja bark...

So I need one of them plants. Fuck these flys and bugs that want to get in my house.

 

:book:

 

not smoked weed in 2 months. it sucks.

im trying to find a boxing coach, but none here... they are over 120 miles away...

I don't want to fight anything or anyone, I just want to train.

 

I saw one at lowes a while back and wanted to buy it but I was thinking of the last time I had one of them...I would put stuff in its mouth just to see it close and I would end up killing it. now I wish I had bought a few of them because the flies have gotten bad in the back room lately, no bad smell so I don't think anything died but they came from somewhere.

 

I do not like my vacuum cleaner. My daughter bought it and left it here because the one before it was crappy and old.

The vacuum has a really stupid design because there is a hard plastic crook right where the hose goes into the back of the vacuum. It won't let pet hair past there. It all backs up before going into the dirt catcher chamber.

 

Why do I always find this strange crap? WTF did I just watch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlkKYpnFu5o

 

Definitely had a fat weekend. =\
I told myself just a salad on Sunday...Chinese takeaway later for luuuunch and this weekend hasn't been very good at all.
Detox week here we come.

 

was cleaning out the bedroom drawers, came across some old generic vicodin and another pill I was just saving in case I ever got kidney stone pain again. the one pill was so old that it was from my dentist in nj. I havnt lived there in 5 years. so rather than see it waste away I took it....I thought for the last 20 minutes that the pill had expired and lost its effects but I just started feeling it now. the other one I guess I will save until tonite or next weekend.
while I had the drawer open the cat jumped in it. so I closed the drawer like anyone would do....waited...waited...(meow) ok I will let it out now. but as much as she clearly hated being closed in their...the stupid thing kept on jumping back in the drawer when I had it open.
I been organizing today, I hate when I come across stuff that could be put in more than one pile. not a real example but I have a pile for all my car stuff. I have a pile for all my tax stuff......then I come across a paper that is for taxes that I paid on my car...the car tax dilemma.

 

have the drawer slightly cracked now and the cat just came in my room and stuck her head in the drawer.

 

Took old laptop apart.. filthy smoker,, ruined it..

 

It goes with your car stuff but make a copy of it and put it with your tax stuff.