Chatstick Fo Yo Lips

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LOLOLOL! You are very funny (and probably not horrible) .


I'm going to do that!

I really am...I'm going to get that little phrase down, and tell him to feel free to ...(German words) while I'm at work. See how it feels to have The Mother levitate on his back. lol Aside from being exhausted from my "little job", The Mother cannot bear for any cleaning to be done without almost worrying someone to death/levitating on and above them as they work.

That's why I said I should be doing something now.

This posting is so much better than cleaning. She'll leave me alone when I'm RUSHING about like a fool on speed tomorrow because she does have enough sense to want it to look nice. lol

 

You can shorten Danke to Dank for "thanks"
I like to say "cheers" a lot as thank you so when I say tschüß during conversations it throws people out and I have to remember I can't substitute English words in German when talking to old folks. Lol.

 

MIA SAN MIA morgen

 

I would never flick you off, Irm...

Am running back and forth between the tv and here, so be back again....love chapstick sometimes.....beeswax one.....

 

WHAT?!? Does verbotten mean monkeytail?

OMG! I will GET him tomorrow! :bobby: < German word police

 

Flick me off =0 I hope not!

 

Lol no it means forbidden like you said. Affenschwanz is monkey tail but really it could mean Ape dick.. Really depends on how you're telling the story.

 

fick mein arsch





jk pls dont

 

Irm
^ ok...whew...I was afraid I was going to have to incarcerate him with my deaf The Mother. lol

He is actually much more understanding and able to handle things with her more easily than my brother...but it still tears up his nerves.

 

rollin, you better behave! lol

You could get me in trouble, I think, maybe...but The German also likes a good joke.

 

Q: What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
A: "Look, mother, no Hans!"

 

Haha... i made a mahtza under the brioler just now with herbed cheese. It is very good...I think about the only real thing i ate today....

 

Ohhhh what fake things did you eat today? Was it mcdonalds?

 

ok, I've had a drink (or 2) of wine and a valium...yes people...sue me...

and that joke ^ Irm, made me LOLOL!

It may be time for me to TRY to think about going to sleep so I can get up early and be speed cleaning like a fool.

 

I am afraid a couple of soft oatmeal raisin cookies....:smash:

 

Lol but that's not bad for you at all. =p

 

Oatmeal raisin cookies (and chocolate cookies) at McD's only take 2 minutes to be done!

(I wonder if there is crack in them...they sell like THIS will be the last day those cookies can be eaten. lol)

 

I only get he quarter pounder burgers and the nuggets. I love those nuggets.

 

giggling here...cookies are addictive...LOL

 

I think bananas are too. Have you ever eaten a banana and then you just need another one? But you can't just stop at two bananas.. No, you need that third.