Chattering chimps churn cheese...

That always cheers me up.

 

the Final Destination writers need to be punched in the face.. only movies that should come with more than 2 sequels is porn..

Like "Big Wet Asses 12"

 

Well, got pulled over for having my high beams on on a dark georgia road with no street lights, they ran me and my boyfriends name, saw he was on parole and made him get out of the car and take his shirt shoes and socks off and searched him and me, called out like 4 more cop cars and spent like 40 minutes searching my car after asking me if I was in posession of any throwing knives, hand grenades or bazookas then asked me if he knew why I was being pulled over. I was like no?? and he's like well your high beams were BLINDING me! I was like zzz

And all my mom had to say about it was 'Haha your boyfriend got cornholioed'.

That's my weekly check in

 

If your bf didnt do anything, there isnt anything to worry about..

 

Nah he's clean, but they did all that shit just cuz he's on parole. I felt really bad lol, and I've never been searched before

 

Thats good.. he knows the motions. believe me, maybe hes a little sore about it. but Im sure, he really dont give a fuck and will not hold it against you..

 

hehe sore

 

lol seized, did they really ask if you had any bazookas?

Are you not allowed to have throwing knives where you are? I'm on probation, (NOT parole, thank god) and can have guns and ammo, so long as I already had them and don't buy any more for 2 years, and can have any legal edged weapon I please.... I made sure to ask about that, as I like knives and like making them.

 

high beams are a tip off for stolen vehicles...most thieves break the high beam switch while breaking the column and are too stupid to figure out how to manually switch it back down

 

I flashed a passing car to let them know a cop was sitting a little down the way. Much to my surprise I actually flashed another cop. I told him I thought I saw a deer by the road and wanted to warn them. I drove away with a smirk on my face.

 

im wondering what my wife is talking to me about?..

 

i smashed my tailgate today...its toast.....it was already dented..now its demolished

 

On a not so related note, today I checked under my wing, and saw that my whole hatch is rusted out and destroyed..... got holes strait through. Nissan thought it would be a good idea to make the wing out of foam rubber, for some reason. So it absorbs water, and keeps it damp for very long times.

so..... fuck, nissan. Guess that's why my trunk gets wet when I drive in the rain.... or use the back window washer.....

Maybe if I get bored I'll rip off the wing, and bondo things up. Maybe after I fill and prime the bumpers.

Oh, and the wing never even did anything, it's a design that physically can NOT create downforce, no matter how fast you go.... but it CAN create useless drag, and rust.

 

I didn't know that about high beams lol.
Yeah they really asked if I had bazookas lol.
And I don't have a license to own knives like that, and my boyfriend isn't allowed to own or be in a car/home with firearms inside of it. So Having those things would be bad xD

 

http://lvlovers.com/!2006.htm
some cool art..

 

Took me 14 hours to find some stoners... lol

Considering I was only around people for about 2 hours of that, I'm impressed... lol

 

i think you have lovely bazookas....and lovely high beams I'm sure:mickey:

tom..you there now?...whats the weather there?

 

It's fairly nice... a little cloudy, a little breezy, so the temp is just about right.

Looks and feels like it may rain, but I don't know if I can really tell that in the city or not... lol

 

i didnt respond to any booty calls either...how many did you get?...i got zero

 

I got pot... and I even travelled part way... you come the rest... lol