Chattering chimps churn cheese...

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  1. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    that i most certainly would
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    16 babies were stolen outta my yard yesterday...they were shrimps that i didnt have time to deal with...i was dreading having to throw them away and now i dont have to worry....plus we already know who did it and i can now impose a fine and COLLECT

    on the other hand...i am desperately trying to borrow a camera to shoot pics of the big girls in the bush
     
  3. Nobody2

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    That's what she said!!!!! :D

    So what kind of cheese do these chimps smoke...err I mean churn?
     
  4. ChronicTom

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    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
     
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    Vancouver to give out free crack pipe..s
    Health officials in Vancouver say they will launch a pilot project later this year to distribute clean, unused crack pipes to drug users.
    While heroin users can pick up clean needles from needle-exchange programs or the city's controversial safe-injection site, crack pipes are more difficult to come by.
    Some crack smokers can afford to buy small glass or Pyrex stems to use as pipes. Others fashion makeshift pipes from bottles, cans or even hollow car antennas. And in many cases, they just simply share, potentially putting themselves at risk of contracting disease.
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2011/07/31/bc-crackpipes.html

    And isnt canada worried about all that WEED??

    Motherfuckers are always doing something for the crackhead.. That black bastard Obama reduced crack possession penalties ..

    Sometimes I wonder really whats stopping me from putting a 40cal round between pretty eyes..
     
  6. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    there is alot of controversy over the free needle and pipe program in british columbia......after you are homeless you can have your living room on the street while you smoke out of your free pipe
    [​IMG]
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Mmmmmm......first Four Loko in a month or two:drool5:
     
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    congrats.. finally found some burning material here.. some chunky regs. should last a while. I hope.
     
  9. GLENGLEN

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    That Pic Makes Me So Sad..:(..I Have Had A Lot Of Things Happen To Me In My Life,

    Both Good And Bad, But I Have Never Been Homeless...:(.

    Can't Imagine What It Would Feel Like.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Trust me.....it sucks. I'm sure being homeless in BC is A LOT better than where I was homeless though. It's basically the most dangerous area in my entire state. At least I was in a shelter though, but being caucasian, I had to be careful walking the streets alone. Luckily, I was the only white person from the shelter who nobody fukt with in the neighborhood.
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Lucky mofo. I'm dying for some weed. I'd cut a toe off with bolt cutters if it meant I could have some weed right now; even some reggie. I only have $10 to my name though:(
     
  12. rollingalong

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    i am sitting here rolling a remnants joint,roachs,crumbs etc...and i am thinking to myself...just go cut 20 grs of bud..it wont make a difference....but it does make a difference..

    .last year i cut about a half pound slightly early...not doing that again no sirree
     
  13. ChronicTom

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    cutting plants early... shame on you...

    ;)
     
  14. rollingalong

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    if 1 tiny hair on that plant is orange?

    its a goner
     
  15. Jennifer19

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    don't feel bad I only have a couple small hits left. not even sure if I will get high
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    You're doing better than me. lol At least you get to smell it and taste it, even if it's not enough to get you high.

    Also, I have a job interview in two hours. It's only McDonald's, but it's better than nothing. Hopefully I'll get it.
     
  17. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    Good luck! :sifone:
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    what happened to the crime scene cleaning job?
     
  19. Jennifer19

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    Well I’ve had this packed for a few weeks now. It just hasn't been the right time to smoke it, I want to save it for when I really need it.
     
  20. rollingalong

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    the cop next door's wife called the popo on me this morning...

    ok..this is ridiculous

    i had a dude coming to look at the house this morning to maybe buy it...so i was cleaning since 6am and i had all the doors and windows open to get the cool morning air...and too air out the weed smell lol

    so at around 830 i wake up my son....about 9 times...finally i yell up the stairs

    ''get the fuck up''or something very similiar...as well as a few choice words about me being his surety

    she called the cops because she said i am abusive...what a joke...she can blow me...2 cruisers and 20 minutes later i was back to my life...they never send 1 cruiser here anymore....cause dad has a temper lol...so does son

    fuckin bitch popo wife...blow me
     
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