Chattering chimps churn cheese...

it depends how you look at it

is her worrying about your sons safety such a bad thing?

 

did you hear the one about the Polish carpenters?..

tried to get nails out using nail polish remover..

 

It seems like you always have just a little left

I know what you mean. I applied there as well just cause it's so hard to get a job, especially a shy youngster with no work experience.

 

That shit's very sporadic that company only gets one job per month, if that. On a good month, they may get 2 or 3 jobs, but that's rare. I'd rather not depend on that.

hahhahahaha That's fukt up, but it's pretty funny too.

Yeah I feel ya. I applied there like 2-3 months ago and just now got the interview. lol I guess that's because school just started back though. But the interview went well. The dude told me I was most likely gonna get the job, but I overheard someone else talking and saying that they were looking through 200+ applications, so who knows. It still went pretty well though. It would've been shitty if I didn't take 2 xanax bars before the interview, because my social anxiety usually fucks me during job interviews.

 

Here's to hoping there are lots of bloody crime scenes.

 

hahaha Yes, indeed. It's much better money than McDonald's.

 

of course not...but her husband[cop] works with the dude[cop] who's son stabbed my kid...she couldnt possibly actually think i abuse my son..
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its all about the weed:mickey:

 

i went to waffle house last night and then went over and bought a steel reserve and a monster coffee combo at the store. i still have the coffee in the fridge though

 

happy fukin birthday to me.my bday is thursday,found out yesterday that my mom has 11 months or less to live.damn my bdays have fucking sucked the last few years!!:banghead: havent really talked to her in about 4 years.

 

her doctor is psychic?

 

i think theyre right.shes got hep-c and had it since '85.she wieghs probably 80 pounds soakin wet.last time i talked to her she was barely eating as she couldnt digest the food.her liver was beginning to shut down on her at that time.

 

this is a cool car.

http://autos.aol.com/article/the-30...see/?icid=maing-grid7|aim|dl4|sec1_lnk3|82866

 

i left a xomment

 

Home to PA from GA for a while to try to make a bit of money.. but I hate it here. I never thought that I'd actually miss him this much, I've gotten so use to some things like the way I lean on him and listen to his heartbeat when I sleep that I can't sleep slept like 4 hours in the past 3 days even after a 17+ hour car ride and breaking down like 3 hours from home still and being shit out of luck standing on the side of the highway for 2 hours in the hot sun waiting for someone to help me, which someone was kind enough to help me for free in exchange for a promise to attend one week of church.. I guess I will for the good karma. Idk though. I'm just really sad and sound like a petty middle school girl right now but everything makes me think of him and everything makes me sad

 

this is from my town....someone posted it on the weather network...i have seen more deer this year than in my entire life till now.....

 

How long must you stay apart, siezed?

 

Beautiful pic, man Much more beautiful, but much less hilarious than what I saw when I walked out my door one day. There I was, then I looked left and what do I see? Two deer fuckin their brains out. haha It was hilarious. They looked at me like I was the cockblocker of the century. haha

On another note.....I woke up about 20 minutes ago to 2 xanax bars and a cold bottle of IBC Cream Soda. Such a wonderful way to start the day

 

mmm i'd love some xannies and some IBC soda.

i'm volunteering from 6am today to 6am tomorrow at the station my dad works at. if only i could get paid for it i'd be making almost $350 for the shift and so far we've only done one call.

 

i saw more deer this morning on the drive to my friends house....2 little ones that waited till i was 6 feet away before they took off.....

and

i actually snapped a couple pics to show y;all as soon as i can figure out how to do it...

 

Good news on the employment front. I just called McDonald's and the woman told me to come on over and fill out some paperwork and get my orientation out of the way, so it sounds like I got the job. Yay me:tongue: haha But yeah, I'm heading over there right now. I'll let you guys know how it goes when I get back.