ChaTurducken

where is tom?

 

scary i know.. i puked when i saw this dog pop up!

 

ooo... oooooooooooo...... you meant this...

 

Owe my fucking eyes!!!! what an asshole joker!

 

Just picked up a gram of some green crack bud straight fro mthe dispensary!!!!
will post pics later

 

send some this way bro

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXCzwpeBJGs&feature=related"]Keyboard Cat 10 hours - YouTube

 

sweet deal.. i love me some green crack

 

I made real green crack before, also made blue and red crack with some white crack selling 50's on the 4th calling them "the fireworks" I dont know why so many stupid crackheads dont buy a gram for 50, but come back and forth with 20-20-20-20-20-20..

 

mainly because crackheads lack thought process... sold a crack head a $83 chunk of tums once :afro:

 

I sat in a house with this dude once. he had $3000.00 in his pocket. He bought a tshirt, only one. then 20'd me to death for 2 days.. in reality he bought about $500.00 worth of crack .. dumb dumb dumb dumb..

 

once this guy that we knew that was a complete crackhead came to my buddies door asking for a hundo.. so i ran out the backdoor and over to the neighbors and grabbed some soda.. brought it back over.. friend tossed some salt in it and threw it in a knot.. gave it to guy and he comes in the house and busts a line out on the counter and goes "AH I didn't want meth man".. "oh.. " *pretend to make phone call* "Ok its straightened out.. go meet dude over at this and that and he'll hook you up" "ok man".. we jumped in my car and bolted out.. bought a half O of schwa and a couple cases of beer and go tore up!

 

Cause they bum 20 at a time off people ha ha ha. Also LMAO at that cat video man.

 

I lolz... haaaaaaa

 

lol

 

^^thats a great one
not the crackhead bit, the aliens thing.

 

i watched a friend throw dry rice on the floor in front of a crack head that was on his knees looking for crack pebbles on the floor...the poor guy looked like he was gonna cry...it didnt stop him...it just kept him busy for a few hours .......the dude was on his knees despite having plenty of crack on the table..


...another funny thing to do to a crack head is wait till they are breaking off the next hit from the main chunk and then say
''what was that''and you point to the floor

they will say ''what''?
and you say
''i swear i just saw a piece go flying off''...

it will eat at them like crazy until they breakdown and start checking the floor LOL

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzgBJ13vro"]Genesis - the Carpet Crawlers live - YouTube

 

i saw that live....one of my top 20 shows of all time...i love singing along with ''i gotta get in to get ouuuuuuuuut''i can do it perfectly

my son came home tonight about 5pm...he was gone since monday at 1pm....no explanation other than he couldnt call cause it was long distance......so for all i know he was in montreal[again]and i didnt press it cause i am trying desperately to get along with the little fucker

 

I see crackheads every day on the corner trying to figure out how to get high that day such a sad thing