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yeah the card was awesome haha

 

thats what my wife used to say was the reason i let her stay

 

i went down my basement today...its the kind of basement that is scary to small children...cobwebs etc....i have a cat door that leads into my basement from outside.....somehow a rabbit got into my basement and i found said rabbit in pieces and muchly munched on by my cat...who incidentally puked up his food overnight and left it in the middle of the kitchen floor...the rabbit was a fully grown adult as big as my cat....sorry folks...my camera is out of order so no pics of the torn up bunny to get in trouble from a certain smelly foot[jk]

 

fae is you sig from the shrimp calendar shoot?

 

join the club

 

fae's sig is awesome.

 

i just noticed there is a penis in that sundae

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ztRvDA9Fm8"]Occupy the Machine - YouTube

Ill have a chocolate..

 

you are fine..

 

you talking to me or Faelixx..

 

Yeah Orison, of course that was directed at you, those legs are something!

That ice cram sundae ass is pretty fine too, though.

 

i want to send that dude in the video a donation for a ''fucking surprise in the mail''

 

sooooo, my brother hates his girlfriend and i don't think she likes him too much either. i hate hearing them talk, it's like they can't think of anything to say to each other so they just take on temporary aspergers to force some conversation before they consummate their meaningless relationship. i know no one cares, but i have to listen to "babe, what would you _BLANK_ if you could _BLANK_ any _BLANK_ about _BLANK_" all fucking night long. later theyre just gunna say "SHTOP BABE THAT HURTZ" for an hour and a half while they have awkward sex then go to bed.. this is driving me crazy rantrantrant

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FIOjLwwj-U"]babe....

 

yea, that's basically what they babble on about.. i guess i need a hobby

 

i bought weed tonight for the first time since june....something that junior claimed was killer and I cant pass it up...he was right

 

the chick with the ice cream butt is who i'll answer to. and only the chick with the ice cream butt. bring me to the ice cream butt.

we should plot some ways for you to make funny vidyuhs at their expense and then share them virally on the internet.

speaking of viral vidyuhs, any of you seen Mac Lethal rapping about pancakes?

 

my current likin it song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2oD_RGatBM&feature=related"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2oD_RGatBM&feature=related