Chris' Karma Kafething (flyology really, but i dunno if thats copyright :P)

I wrote a parody of the paragraph you get given to copy out if yer late getting into school, which was funny as fuck (but not at all clean), and was dared to hand it in to a member of head staff next time i was late...


Did it, but it never got read. Turns out they never even scan the things

 

Do you believe in UFO's ?

 

Yes. Throw something accross the a park, someone goes, wait, what the fuck was that, its an unidentified flying object.


But i doubt alien craft (if it exists) would have much reason to come to earth.

 

What kind of shoes do you wear?

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

How long do your shoes tend to last you?

 

A pair of brown columbia boots

2. One pair of cheap trainers for sport, and my boots.

About a year or so, i often find myself growing out of them

 

What do you do with your old shoes?
What's the best pair of shoes you've ever owned?
Where do you get your shoes from?