Christmas is Satanic

False. Incorrect. Mistaken.

I was just thinking about the story of Job a little while ago. That story really gets to me, bothers me a whole lot. God and satan tag teamed against some guy named Job. I have two problems with it:

1. God, how dare you! You bastard! You son of a bitch!
2. Job, huh? So which is he .. a nut job or a whack job?

Anyhow, satan is an actual physical entity. Truly exists.

satan is serpentine ("the serpent"). Serpentine is reptilian. It is physical, but non-human. It has a lean, muscular, red body. No horns.