christmas presents

lord of sex
mmmmmmhmm

 

I need to sharpen up on my sex. I lack practice.

Beware, world.

 

You'll do marvelously buddy.

Just grasp her, press her up against the wall, and kiss her. Throw her legs around your waist and take her with the infinite fucking passion that envelops your soul. Make her yours.

Fuck her like a princess!

 

fuck her like a princess?
hahahaha

 

Good advice.

I think that if I'm really gonna have sex with these semi-easy girls I might as well try for a threesome or something. I think I could pull it off.

 

you can do it!

 

I have faith in ya Pavel. Like I said, you're a lord of sex.

 

I think I'm actually gonna try to go for it.

All the fun is in the challange.

 

this is what i forsee happening....
pavel:yo, you wan to have a threesome? *crazy accent*
girl one: yeah cool
girl two: lets go to my room
pavel: well...ok...

 

Lemme know how it goes. Try inviting them over for a friendly card game. Which in my parlance is code for freak fest.

Hehe, I'm not that smooth, but don't let that stop you.

 

"Yo" is not a part of my vocabulary


It would be more like...

Pavel: Hey there, pretty lady.
Girl: Hello, you have a sexy accent!
Pavel :Uhhum, wanna go to my place for drinks?
Girl: Sure.
Pavel: Bring your friend.
Girl: Yes my master, I will do anything you wish!

Yeah.

Card game is not a bad idea... I know a lot of card games and a couple of card tricks. I'm ridiculously entertaining.

 

Just remember, lure two women back to your room, or 'lair' in this case, with your accent. The card games just a pretext for getting freaky.

Then bring them in and make them yours. No need to think it over.

Just be sure they aren't girls who really like you. Don't break any hearts buddy.

 

Nah, I'm no heart breaker... I'm just a love maker!

 

The present that I am most proud of is the dish cloths that I knitted for my grandmother who wrote me her pattern and can no longer knit because of the arthritis in her hands.

 

we dont buy gifts to celebrate jesus, to us it's about celebrating each other

i got my boyfriend a
-leather jacket
-army jacket
-trench coat
-alarm clock
-2 shirts
-nice shoes

i got my sister a charm bracelet
i got my dad a photo frame and some noughat
i got my mum an alarm clock (she wanted one) and fuck i think thats all i got so far.. oh and some chocolate
i got my sisters bf monopoly

 

Well hello! If you want, i could send u a virtual condom on msn! I have script that does that - how cool is that???

 

i could so use a virtual condom
usually i just go freestyle


pavel, i think that would work, in fact i know that would work

 

Ooooh, I have to know a guy for a while before I go freestyle, you never know, I could get virtual AIDS.

In fact, I must have forgotton my e-condoms one time because I'm virtually pregnant. With an alien. It's due in late January, which is nice because I like Aquariuses

You can check out my personal message on msn - I'm not joking! It says: 'I'm going to give birth to a little bundle of green joy' XD

 

that's pretty awesome
congratulations
have you thoughts about names yet?
january is pretty close.....

 

Yeah I know, haven't thought of any names yet, what should you call an alien? Plus I don't know if its a boy or a girl. Or a... do aliens have sexes?