Clasp your hands

but one step behind me

 

i AM highly experienced in the art of flame wars. i like to start out slow and gentle, then work my way up to a truly painful penetration.

 

Sounds damned close to sex. I'm aroused.

 

Ummm... make that several steps. I think you just farted!

 

it's a HUGE pinky....i've been carrying in 5-6 bags of groceries in the house using ONLY MY PINKY. it's a monster..

 

yes, I did fart, and it smells wonderful

 

i've contracted it out before...you can see her work in the latest series from vivid video...

 

noone of my finger goes over the others...strange

 

you've changed the subject....you are now BANNED from this thread.

well, not really, but still, we had a flow...

 

Which makes me wonder... with all the designer diet crapola being marketed, why don't they come up with something that makes farts smell pleasant?.. a lozenge that makes your gas smell like fresh pine? You could use a lighter for an incense effect.

 

you could shove a chicken wing up your ass...every time you fart it'll smell like southern fried chicken....

 

marinated in shit.

 

i don't recommend eating it. it'll taste HORRIBLE, probably make you sick, too.

 

Thanks... saves me the trouble of deciding what wine goes with chicken wing up the ass.

 

i'd recommend tequila. you can eat just about anything after enough tequila.

 

yeah- and promptly throw it back up. That would spare me the inconvenience of wings-in-shit making me sick though!