collard greens

you needs dat vinegar son

 

gimme some damn fried chicken, collard greens, gritz and some kool aid. seriously, best meal ever

 

haha, fo realz

gotta be keepin' dirrty dirrty

and holy fuck i don't know but this french horn thing i have on top of my comp just felt down behind my desk and made the loudest fucking racket and scared the fuckin' shit outta me

 

i'm sad to say that i don't think i've ever eaten collard greens

 

is the north just a different fucking country or something?

i'm amazed

 

lmao. i'm not sure i've ever even SEEN collard greens before.
either the north is a different country, or i am!

 

collard greens taste like grundel

 

nah.. i aint seen that shit either.. us midwesterners dont east such food

 

i'm so baffled

and i'm a little sad for you guys

you're missin' out on some high quality vitamin A

 

vitamin A is overrated

 

your face is overrated

 

theres enhanced waters for such needs

 

*shakes head*

i'll never understand life outside the south

 

i look like that pic above me

 

a little girl and an at-at?

 

no the black dude

 

We got sauerkraut up here... mmm.. mmm...

 

dude, that's what i ate with my collard greens tonight

and kielbasa!

 

so collard greens are just like a cabbage type plant?

 

saurkraut is the shit. i love it