haha dorm parties I love the lighting Jersey gets a bad rap....sometimes, in certain places at certain times and take it easy on the guy, he's not fat, he just eats a lot and gains more weight than most people
Laety, is that my remote control by that television? I mean I know I let you borrow it because of it's magical capabilities but damn you werent supposed to let people see it!
I don't know why but But yah, congrats on the BF, when did that happen? Is this yet another American-French union? So many of those these days that I hear of.
I remember reading a post about the random knocker at the door late at night..that dude? well, nice one anyways.
yeah it's that guy. anyways, here's one more.. just stole it from Facebook today. this is one is creepy.. look at the guy on my left's expression while Dave kisses me (and tries reaching down my bra).. we were both freaked out by that today.. on my right is better people.
maybe he thought you were dinner. you should tell your friends that getting drunk on hard liquor is less fattening than beer.
Maybe they should just drink a tad more... that was they can purge all of what they consume (and hopefully a little more).
usually we do both. btw the guy on my left isn't really our friend, he's this guy everybody hates who we invited for entertainment.. we're mean like that. Dave wrote him a song and played it that night while taking off his clothes and locked all the doors to creep him out hahaha Dave loves to make him believe he's into him for some reason. Jim's into me though, obviously. on my right, there's my transexual-in-process friend, with the purple hair.. and another very good friend who passed-out with his hand in the toilet that night.. or the night before.. I forget.. and his roommate, who's from Ukraine. btw Nick we usually do shots of terrible whisky before the beer. Dave's Irish, you should see him drink.. it would impress you.
but does he drink successive double shots of Wild Turkey? :& about half my friends are Irish, or mixed Irish, I'm still the man. if he wants a contest, he can bring the motherfucking ruckus.
you two would be a lot of fun to watch getting smashed on Wild Turkey. probably would end-up in a fight though.
Yeah, fuck all that shit. I can out-drink all of you fellow skinny folk! Well, maybe not when it comes to whiskey... but if you break the vodka out... oh man.