college partying nights

yeah, i don't want his sloppy seconds.

 

what a primadonna you are

I bet when Zen Arcade and Penny had sex it looked really good

 

i know, right?

 

i drink whatever i want
and i don't give a shit what other people think
tequila is my spinach
*in popeye terms*

i've sent 2 people to the hospital because they tried to keep up with my drinking

i know i can drink, i don't need to compete in a "my penis is bigger than yours" competition
although i'd win that too

 

you're probably right

 

That dude has three chins.

 

there's this one guy that hangs out at some parties. he's absolutely HUGE, but you should see his calves! they're a freak of nature. of course, he's a drummer, and a good one at that. his hands and calves are freaky! he's a cool guy, though, a little shy.

 

Those who live in fat asses, should not throw waffles.

 

^I've only got a double chin. Not a triple chin.

 

i throw bacon
actually no, i don't. i eat the bacon. i throw the fat/grease

 

Meow.

 

you never know when you might need to eat that waffle.

 

I should make waffles tonight.

 

my baby LOVES waffles, dry. i mean, eggos. i toast it, i hand it to her. she can't get enough. my older daughter would just DIE for boiled eggs.

 

i want a waffle

 

i dont like them, but i LOVE going to a waffle house and eating all those syrupy carbs and non-organic, non hunted meat. i feel like i'm cheating on god.

 

waffles?

i thought this was about college partying nights.

 

all college partying nights end in waffles.

 

Yeah, waffles are like the grids of college progression.

 

*nods sagely*

i've partied with college kids before. when i was actually in college i was too busy working to party. COLLEGE KIDS FUCKING RULE!!