Come to Chipotle.

uke:

 

It's the funniest shit. Srsly.

 

Oh, God, I hate you.

 

You can has moar!



Pardon my teacher.

[teacher - flabby shit hanging off yr arms. Named after the people that wear it most, and don't give a fuck.]

 

Die.

 

You loves it.

You keep comin' back for moar of my furpit goodness.

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

I thought you might have something to say.

 

:drool5:

 

Fuck chipotle. I always get the hot salsa and end up regretting it the next day.
Moes and Tijuana Flats are way better.

 

The hot salsa fucks yr shit up 60% of the time, every time.

But it hurts so good.

And nao I have an iron gut. I can seriously eat anything and it ain't no thang.

 

Yr not supposed to enjoy it.

It's no fun that way.

 

ToolMaggot That's probably the sickest funny shit you've ever posted. Next to your teenaged anal exploits of course. If I weren't half a Jew I'd so totally adopt you.

Sorry.

PS- grow it.

 

Somehow, I'm a bit Jewish, too. My great grandma's like, Ehud Barak's cousin or some shit. Everybody over there is fucking related. *shrug*

And the world loves my teenage anal exploits. I should probably get PAID for it.

 

Are you serious? I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick.

 

I wouldn't either.

But thank god for booze and desperation, or I'd never get laid.

 

I'd like to rub my back up against TM's...the static buildup between our furry backsides would be astronomical.

 

Our back hair would probably dread together and we'd be like... a faux siamese twin.

Shit would be rowdy.

 

We could take turns carrying each other...like potato sacks.

 

Girls can always get laid.

 

Shit would be so cash.