Common misconceptions people make about you.

I am a little too old and my joints(especially knees) are pretty fucked after a life of full contact sport, but I do have a punch bag and gloves at my place.

 

Hi, I'm a slut. Oh shit...no...that's not it...

 

I have a few that I always get. I don't think any of them are true.
a) I have no understanding of the world around me, I have the mentality of an eight year old, and have never ventured into the real world. And that this person has the place to tell me what to do or how to conduct myself.

b) that i do large amounts of drugs

c) I don't know how to speak. Or I can only speak at the volume of a whisper.

d) I'm too serious, need to breathe a little, and start to act my age.

 

Ha ha, I was kind of joking. Its not so much that I prefer that sort of girl, but generally I fall for subdued and solemn girls...girls that are too awesome to give their approval to the world.

 

That I'm a man.

 

lots of people think I'm bitchy when they first meet me, because I'm kind of reserved until I get to feeling comfortable.

 

me too, let's be bitches together.

 

That I give a shit.

 

yay awesome.
I now have a partner in bitchiness.
let's do this.

 

have yet to learn to wield it.

 

Change bitchy to "uptight" and samesies from me.

.. That I am under 16??
.. that I am over 30 ??
-hows that? I'm ageless, i dunno
That I am single.
- or that I have loads more kids.
just- weird.
Conflicting shit

People often confuse my initial shyness as me being stuck up

 

Its the penis that gives it away.

 

we can challenge people to arm wrestles and steal their wallets.

 

People think I'm a good girl, sometimes they are sooo incredibly patronizing. I went into the store I work at to shop one day during the summer wearing a strappy top and jeans and one of my co-workers, this older guy I don't talk to much at all but who is always glad to see me , said I didn't look quite right in what I was wearing. The only clothes he'd ever seen me wear is my uniform, this crappy jersey material polo shirt with a neckline so high it's a bit tight going over the head. I guess he thought that's what I usually wear. Lol.
Plus, people always trip over themselves to be polite to good girls, they say things like 'excuse my language' if they say damn, or tell me they mean something other than the word they used, but don't want to use vulgar language in front of me.
Very annoying.

 

yesss.
I'll bring the deceivingly realistic toy gun if you bring the bamboo shoots for fingernail business.

 

done.

i'll bring snacks if you bring juice.

 

People tend to think I'm dumb, sickeningly sweet, and innocent. When I say fuck around people who don't know me well they always look shocked. Or when I make an informed opinion. And some look uncomfortable when they see me with a beer in my hand. It's like, I'm 22 bitches. Get over it.
Also people tend to think I'm in my teens. Always, since I was young, people have told me I look younger than I am. People tell me that's good, that I'll be happy for it when I get older. I hope so.

 

yay
I'll also bring my teddy and it can be a proper tea party.

I mean .. my other gun.

 

Allot of people think I cant run. I could if I wanted to, I just dont feel like it.

 

bunny suit and darthkacie...I possess nothing but scorn for you (I hope that helps further your cause)