Common misconceptions people make about you.

People always tell me to stop worrying, but I am rarely worried about anything.

When you don't talk a lot does that automatically mean that you must be worried about something?

 

The people who think that are likely so blinded by their own self-consciousness that they can't see past their own nose to fairly judge anyone else. Or they're stupid. Because I've been able to see through every ass chewing you give and I know you mean well.

 

that I am a human...

I don't have any idea what people assume about me, I can only imagine but I honestly really have no desire to know or can't really bring myself to care even... I do hope someone thinks I am a superhero or the next karate kid...

 

i thought you were the first one...

 

Some girls seem to think that because I'm in my thirties, I must be looking for a wife.

 

ok. but he has large amounts of shrooms that i was previously unaware of...