You have just made me laugh. When our daughter was about 4, she took some condoms to he friends birthday party and filled them with water, tied a string on them and played helicopters. She also put marbles in them and used them as a yo-yo. When one of the horrified parents asked her where she found them, she blurted out, "My dad has thousands of them". Not satisfied with that, she said, "Dad has 15,000 of them in his car and he let me help him count them". PS, They were part of an HIV prevention campaign at UK airports. The total annual figure was 167 million at the time. (1994).
They do serve a purpose for disease prevention during casual sex with someone you don't know. The way I look at is any spontaneous sex is better than no sex at all on a Saturday night when you're getting all worked up. As a former Boy Scout, I stay armed with my favorite condoms all the time, and I'm prepared to tear open the foil cover and roll that thing on in less than a minute. Yeah, you've gotta raise the stimulation level to get off, but that's still better than jerking off alone at home. Here's another Boy Scout motto: Stay safe, but also stay active.