Congratulations to all men

On The Eight Day:

God had a few details to finish.

He came to the Garden and said to Adam and Eve, "There are two body functions that I have yet to assign to man or woman. The first one is the ability to pee standing up..."

"Me, God, Me!", Adam interupted. "Please, let me be the one to pee standing up."

God smiled and said, "OK, Adam you may pee standing up. So, Eve, you get the multiple orgasms."

 

Lol, unaware to say the least. I wonder if girls know that you can taste the pee the first licks even if they wipe?

Well, now you know lynzxx!

 

Hahaha. Though, peeing standing up is used much more often. (for most people...)

 

Its the tasting pee thing.. gross. it also happens when men dont know how to shake off properly...

 

You are my Hero!!!!! :2thumbsup:

At outdoor Dead shows, it would be no big deal to walk in the woods and find guys and girls peeing, no shy bladders there.

 

the shut off valve is deep inside...shaking helps but there will always be some leftover in the plumbing

 

Could you enlighten us?:ears: Maybe tell us what we are doing wrong?

 

Thanks! But you really wanna get upset? GET THIS, I often go sitting down. So even though I have this glorious gift, I don't use it. Yup, I'm like a millionaire who ends up using coupons and leaves all the money in the bank. How you like me now? :biker:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHDYR9uRGc

 

when you get older, some things just don't matter as much anymore

 

What on Earth is this useful for

It's a bloody funnel

In case you ever need to pee in a coke bottle

I'm never gonna carry a funnel and a coke bottle 'just in case'

I'll pee on the ground like a normal person

Squatting is like really EASY

 

It's only a bloody funnel one week a month.:2thumbsup:

It is useful because women can urinate without removing their pants or underpants. They would only need to unzip a fly, or push panties to the side.
Also in the case of the other F.U.D.(pStyle) i posted, a woman can use the scooping end to squeegee off the drips rather than wipe.
Hope that helps clarify.

It is extremely useful for a woman out in the woods, hunting, with a group of guys.

Im not a spokesperson or anything, but I have to say that the Go Girl is extremely light weight, and portable. It is silicone so it weighs less than an ounce, and folds into a container the size of a roll of 50cent pieces.

 

Unless you are wearing pants...or shorts...or live in a place with random wind gusts...

 

We can piss up a rope....

 

I like pissing in the wind preferably.

 

I'm from the proverbial windy city and I have had many a squat with my pants around my ankles.
The only potential problem is getting your shoes wet if you are on flat pavement.

Better to pee on grass or on a slope that it can run down instead of just spreading out in a pool.

 

Yeah, you can shake it till people think you're playing with it, twirl it in circles and thump it against the wall. But there is always going to be those last couple drops that squirt out after you've zipped up and started walking away.

 

Yeah, this is whats tough. Like when you need to pee during or right before sex, you have to wait a minute and wipe the pee off on ur undies or the sex blanket or something before it goes into a mouth. But I have sucked dick and eaten pussy. Pussies always have a stronger pee taste than penises.

 

mmm. yeah it feels so good that i have no fear of public restrooms, or going outdoors, or wherever the fuck i want to squirt at....i love being a man....

though if i had a pussy, i'd be trying to see how far i could shoot ping pong balls with it

 

i have pee'd into a coffee cup while driving 120 kilometers an hour on canadas busiest and deadliest highway

 

I have a P.A. and a bar piercing,so I can piss in two directions at once!