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and she crapped her pants. As she felt the warm mushy substance slide down her leg, she saw something large and purple soaaring through the sky...

 

and behold! twas a giant nugget of some purp haze! followed by it was a giant cloud of marijuana smoke, the exhalatiuon of the great jerry garcia in the sky, witch rained liquid thc and got the whole world high at once.

 

and all of a sudden, a masked man entered a kmart, holding a....

 

grand piano, placing it in the middle of the store, he played a song by...

 

Frank Zappa...which is a really niffty sounding thing that makes all the girls through their....

 

periods without..

 

hesitation, because frank zappa is so sexy! the girls then began to...

 

quack like ducks and put on..

 

galoshes, so she would be able to walk amongst the marshmellows in the fire pit. The sky suddenly sprang a leak and she was drenched in the matter of a nanosecond, as the sun came out and dried her sorrows. The moments combusted into little glass shardlike memories that pricked her every nerve... how could he do this... how could he cheat on her in such a time. Something she'll never know...

 

something she'll never know...is that he was gay all along

 

and had secretly become a a biker named viper....

 

who raped chickens and...

 

ate toe jam with..

 

...Harvey Funkernickel, a dancing banana with a creepy eye, an erectile disfunction...

 

and a hairy grandma. they decided to go to the store to buy..

 

air fresheners for their.....

 

someone with a rainbow colored flag and neon pink 6inch heel and pasties...stomped loudly with the heel clicking against the marble tiles of the floor...with red rosy buttocks shimmering from the grand spanking from the cowboy junkies...the g-string pierce the crack of the assumption that she was actually a ...

 

rap singer...

 

And although she was a rap singer now, in her former life she was actually an obese bisexual truck driver named Chuck Roast, who would gladly take someone in the ass for a hitch across the states.

 

but Chuck Roast died when someone put barbed wire in a PVC pipe and shoved it up his ass, then pulled it out really fast. His last words were...