Continue to insult the poster above

Not her own eye lashes!

 

Well I think it would be rather distasteful to mention what this lady has that is fake. Disgraceful

 

Is too damn high!!

 

Is going very looooooooooow, what a voice!

 

when you walk barefoot, your feet make a wet fish-slapping noise… how weird is that?

 

It's the same noise you always make whenever you are walking. Yes, strange indeed.

 

Collects freezer burnt stuff as a hobby.

 

Wakes up drunk every day.

 

Makes cats cry.

 

Has new glasses, thinks she looks the bees knees, and she does!

 

Was kicked in the head by a butterfly and has been bat shit crazy ever since, is on government disability.

 

Works for the government!

 

excuse me madam, i believe you dropped this… hands morrow her pelvic floor...

 

Aaaahhhhhhaaaaaa brilliant...

Excuse me madam...but do you know you stink of wee...yeah, dog wee..

 

Has 3 husbands, 2 boyfriends, one wife, 23 cats, and a squirrel.

 

Likes to take pictures of people yawning.

 

trips over her left boob every morning on rising from bed…

 

can't comb her hair.....

 

doesnt know when the sheep are bleating

 

oh,noez-it's wobs! DO try to stay awake,people!