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Yesterday I smoked with my good friend I usually do. 90% of the time he has pretty good mids. Sometimes shwagh and sometimes DANK. Turns out yesterday he had Homegrown bud!!! It was amazing. His friend grew it. The grow op was only like 6 plants. He got 6 grams for 20$ cause he knows the guy well. Each gram is individually packed, one solid chunk. At first I thought he got fucked because why would you pack it individually ya know. It's like 9 grams though, each gram is like 1.5 grams. It's the best stuff I've ever had. Hits feel like silk. It lasted for like 5 hours. We only smoked a half gram together.

I know I probably don't make sense, but I just woke up, I'm excited, and not exactly clearheaded.

 

That sounds divine nero!

 

Yeah damn =D

 

I need to get a gram for myself today, and I'm gonna go halfs on another gram with a friend, and smoke that with him.

I hate waking up early, because all the people I get weed from don't wake up until like 2.

 

so my bro-in-law's 19 year old nephew has a thing for me. He has been hitting on me for weeks, and last night he asked for a blow job.
He's been making comments here and there, but never so directly.
I think its hilarious. My man doesnt think so. He wants to punch his face in.
Im not gonna do anything with him, he is family now.. Perhaps if he wasnt and I wasnt involved with someone else, I might have taught this boy a few things.
He wouldnt know what to do with himself.

 

I know right?

That's why you buy like a fourth or a half at a time.

 

That's hilarious. But man what a douchebag. He just outright asked you for a blowjob? Fuck man that's like zero respect. I'd of kicked his ass, lol

 

well, he was "just kidding"
But he wasnt. as long as i didnt go along with it, he was kidding. If i'd have told him to get his ass in my room, he'd have been right at that door. Lol
I told him that Im practically his aunt, and I think that made him want me more. lol

I dont understand these men. I aint even pretty.

I mean, I know im awesome, but still.

 

I'm sure you are. Though I have no idea what you look like.

Haha. He was 'just kidding'. Creeeeeeeep

 

So you're telling me, if I want a blowjob...all I have to do is ask for one?

 

Nah, he aint creepy about it. Its so funny, because he is not a threat. If he was stupid enough to do something, I could take him. So its mostly funny.

i asked him what he thought his uncle would have to say about the whole thing.. an his mom.. lol

I also asked him why he aint out there chasing JailBait.. He didnt answer..

 

Haha. Get him to answer. I'd love to hear the response to those questions.

 

well, it all depends on who you ask.

 

^ hahaha

 

so would i bud.. so would I.

 

haha, I'm so broke.

 

Yeah I can't really afford that much at once either. I just wish I could =P

 

I usually get like $5 every two days or so, so I call my friend, and he usually has $5-$10, then I call my other friend, who usually has $5-$10. Then we all meet up, get a dub, and get stoned. Somedays I won't have money, or one of my friends won't have money, but as long as we have enough to get stoned, we don't really care.

We do it pretty much everyday.

 

haha thats true

 

Hopefully my friend picks up today because after I do my 5 hour shift today I most certainly want to smoke.