Conversations For The Cool Kids

Last baseball game i went to (not BoSox but toronto) some dude ordered like 200 dollars worth of beer for our entire row.. it was awesome and everyone got so hammered that they kicked like 10 people out lol

 

damn.. i didn't go to a single game all season..

 

I went to a sox game last year. It was sweet as hell. The girl in front of me had her boyfriend go get them beer. When he returned he tripped and spilled the beers all over his girlfriend. Then like 25 min later a beachball blindsided the same girl and hit her cup of beer spilling it all over her again. Then after that 4 guys behind us started flat out brawling. Oh and I got to see Ortiz hit a grand slam to help the Sox dominate the Angels.

 

maybe not this time. Im bored..

 

Omg orison you are the man

 

yes i've done it before. carefully open the capsule so the balls dont go flying everywhere, then dump the balls into a little pile on a piece of paper, then fold the paper over the pile so its covered, finally press againsr it hard and hit a few times to turn the balls to a powder. unfold the paper, make a line with the powder and snort.

you have successfully snorted the balls, no homo.

 

i need some weed or booze or lsd or something!

these thoughts are irrational

 

I'm getting a 1/4 of some super dank this weekend for $80 :sifone:

 

What is this no homo bullshit. Are guys so insecure in their own sexuality that they have to call no homo on something that can be taken slightly gay. Thats fucking retarded. Hell, half of the time its funny and calling no homo negates the joke. /rant

 

Fuck yeah just got off of school, about to bong. I also have some percocets for a nice pleasurable oxy experience.

 

uh i didn't do that because i thought it came off kinda gay. i purposely made the description sound gay so i could call no homo. it was intended to be a joke. hence, "snorting balls."

 

Now see this is where people become way too politically correct.

 

yea i really hate that term. A dude I work with would send me a message in fbook and say "whats up (no homo)" I get so pissed when I see that, Its fucking rediculous.

 

so THATS what no homo means?
ive been wondering since i first heard it.

 

alright that's just ridiculous on that guys part then, you have just snorted the balls can obviously be a gay joke, but what's up has been the most common way of saying hello for like the past 80 years

 

hahaha im talking to this girl i know on msn and she asked me how i was, so i said i was good and i was pretty blazed, then after a few minutes ahe says "oh God" hahaha i laughed for ages....she knows i smoke but shes (probably) one of the ones who think it kills people

 

Greetings Programs. How goes the wars?

 

I can't wait to see pics of some super dank!!

 

Nate how much schwa did you buy?

 

so coming down off adderall REALLY isn't fun.

not that it's like "oh my god i'm crashing," more like, "damn, for the first time in my life i was enjoying doing academic work!"

and that's true. i almost didn't know how to take it. i was like, "what, i'm reading and summarizing and outlining and preparing an essay and this is FUN?"

i really couldn't understand. but i loved it, but i'll be careful with it, because i see it like this:

without the adderall, had i sat down by myself to do the work, it really would have been gratifying, except that i would have just spaced out and lost focus.

but since i was able to sit down, read, comprehend, summarize, outline, even start writing, and really being able to get somewhere, it was so much more gratifying, and i don't know if it was the adderall, or the above mentioned logic of "work's done, yay!"

however, i just have to figure out how to keep that gratification in the front of my mind the next time it comes to sit down and do an assload of work.