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You might wanna start taking birth cointrol too before you do that

I've had some really soul shaking dreams about my mom or other family members catching me in the act of doing hard stuff like injecting ketamine, or finding the vials/syringes. I wake up and am like THANK GOD.

Exactly how I would've handled it.

 

MMmm bowls

Got a shitload of hair cut off as well il post a pic later

 

been there done that.

i've been on the pill for two years in july

i love my mommy, she understands

edit: i've never had any dreams about them finding my opiates, however i have had dreams with them catching me having sex and also catching me smoking. in the sex one, i didn't really get caught but i was like _ <-- that close. in the smoking one my dad didn't care and actually gave my shit back to me.

i feel like that's not what it would be like if it actually happened though. i feel like my dad would 1) call the cops on me 2) ask for a k9 unit to sniff out any other drugs

damn.

 

I dunno how yall can inject stuff.
I dont like needles.

Oh, and marksup, ya might wanna edit your post back there. Its against the rules to offer drugs to people publicly. with the way skip is cracking down, you're asking to get banned man.

 

1) that made me laugh out loud
2) i've been there... except i've never done anything but salvia, weed and oxy.
3) hells yea.

 

i'm a great writer if i come up with some random story, but i suck at reciting past events, which sadly is a large part of foruming.

as for grammar and spelling, that's just because i'm typing really fast, and i drank like a kajibbliillion mg of caffeine today.

 

thanks for the warning, i changed to be forum appropriate.

i sometimes forget that this is a public forum haha

 

i just forget that the SL is... because 90% of my posts are here, and it's like a comfortable little subsection.

 

I just ate my first cannabis seed. I have many and decided to eat an immature one. Actually pretty good. I'd eat them if they weren't hard to come by, lol.

 

i'd go so far as to say 99% of my posts are here actually

gaaah my arm still hurts and i have to leave in 8 minutes

 

i have a bag of honestly like 20-25 seeds... waiting to grow them one day. can seeds even last that long? i hope so!

mayb eyou'll grow a pot plant in your lungs or something like that tree guy haha. i wonder if they'd arrest you

 

Hahaha, I'd be high like 24/7!

Seeds are only viable a few years at best. After that the chances of them germinating are severely lessened. I have ones that are 1-2 years old. I have to plant them, but it's too fucking late now. GRRRRR

 

no prob.
I like ya, and want you to stay.

 

I like you both

I just cracked open a Magic Hat. My mom popped in and asked if I wanted anything from the liquor store. Haha she's cool.

It's pretty damn good. Almost as good as Sam Adams Boston Lager. Anyone know what the difference is between this and the no. 9?

 

read this on another site and thought it was funny. i think i heard something similar before so im sure its old

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The Monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some" So the lizard climbs up the tree and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while, the lizard gets the pasties and goes down to the river for a drink of water.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks him "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile decides that he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is hauling on his bong and he looks up and says "HEY YOU"

The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuuck dude.... how much water did you drink?"

 

its 10 degrees hotter in my house than it is outside and its 83 degrees outside

 

Yeah it's a good 90 in here right now, and around 80 outside.

@wonka816: haha that was pretty funny actually.

 

:cheers2: i like you too hilder! i think you live a pretty awesome life

are you serious? fuck man, that depresses me. oh well i'm still going to keep them. it's worth a shot, i mean i'll have a TON of old seeds (and they're free) so i figure i could probz get some product from at least one of them

 

thank god my dad/brother/me overruled my mom to put the AC on. that crazy bitch wanted to keep it off, i was like HELL NO. so i got a family vote and we put it on while she wasn't home

my dog appreciates it too!

i think the oxys are kicking it... yay!

 

my whole family wants it on but my dad, being the fucking asshole that he is, is a skinny piece of shit and doesn't understand what its like to be fat and hot, especially when your body temperature is normally lower than average which makes it feel even hotter when he won't turn on the fucking air conditioner.

he made my mom pay to have it put in two summers ago, and we have used it seriously twice since then. we can only use it when its like 110 (because seriously, under 110 isn't THAT hot, you can just get a drink!) and he won't let us have those window air conditioners because they might ruin the woodwork around the windows that is either already falling apart or isn't even wood at all.